Soy Boyz 2: Eclectic Boobaloo

[neonblack]

About a Soy
Soyz of Summer
The Soy is Mine
Soy Kids
Soy vs Soy
A Soy Boy and His Blob

[popvulture]

The Lost Soys
Soyz n the Hood
Soy Story
Soyhood
The Soy Boys Are Back in Town

2 Soy 2 Furious is king, really...

[neonblack]

Soy Story is pretty great though

[$harkToootth]

They're all great. This will never stop being funny to me.

The Soy Boys Are Back in Town

I think this every time I check on the thread. That or just 'the soys'.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quyB8PMTD3o[/youtube]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quyB8PMTD3o

[Iommic Pope]

Came in the post most of the ones Yu guys had covered.
Except the obvious: Where Soy Fears to Tread.

[$harkToootth]

Did anyone say SOY BOYS AND THE CITY? I'll be Sarah Jessica Soy Boy. A journalist with a tenuous grasp of the English language...but an expert in the ways of a sassy soy boy making their way through the town.

[gnomethrone]

Did I hear puns?

Soylent Green
Soy-led Doves
Soy Polloi
Ron Perlman with a bunch of shit glued to his face as "HellSoy"
Robert Oppenheimer's remarks after observing the detonation of the atomic bomb:
"I am become death, de-soy-er of worlds."

k bye now
ps: hope you guys are doin lots of sex stuff.

[Inconuucl]

One Hundred Years of Soylitude.

[Iommic Pope]

One Hundred Years of Soylitude.

I have to point out my massive admiration for this one.
Bravo.

[neonblack]

Oldsoy

[comesect2.0]

so, hour long masturbation sessions at 4a.m to an "at home" "oh hey what should we do" video, taped on an old vhs recorder ..leads to having sexual relations with someone you dont want to have sex with in your dreams, then all day you feel like you did it....#gilfregrets
some 40 yr + lady sends me naked pics and videos, of her playing with sex toys on fb ..cuz I said some geek shit about star trek on fb.. that got her hot...pretty gross..but,
..currently got a gurl into witchcraft again on me nuts...shes cool....
any of you get self conscious of your pointed man tits bouncin around during intercourse?...i think theres a time where you just gotta be like, I cant drink 12 beers a night, I cant eat that kinda food, I cant wear these kinda cloths, I cant make out cuz my breath is death, I dont wanna go looking for pussy cuz of the whole song n dance, just gonna sit and stare into a candle until I get cancer.
found me self jerkin it to nostalgic ass memories or chunky Indian maids caught on camera porn...sadness...
if ive seen you, ive probably masturbated to you, no ones safe. -stephen hawking

[comesect2.0]

One Hundred Years of Soylitude.

I have to point out my massive admiration for this one.
Bravo.

bought an ex girlfriend that book, she never read it. pppppfffffffft.

[neonblack]

any of you get self conscious of your pointed man tits bouncin around during intercourse? i think theres a time where you just gotta be like, I cant drink 12 beers a night, I cant eat that kinda food, I cant wear these kinda cloths, I cant make out cuz my breath is death, I dont wanna go looking for pussy cuz of the whole song n dance, just gonna sit and stare into a candle until I get cancer.

I've never related to anything you've said more than this

[gnomethrone]

Pointy man tits is my sole reason for trying to drop weight. I'm not interested in living longer or looking good in clothes. I just don't need perky fur covered moobs pointing around the room like Pruitt Taylor Vince's eyes in Jacob's Ladder.

[popvulture]

Cones of sadness.