Soy Boyz 2: Eclectic Boobaloo
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men
This thread is for all soy Boyz/men, not just me! This is just a repository for shitposts mostly, but it warms my heart.
I was thinking of updating the thread title but I worry I'll lose the magic.
I was thinking of updating the thread title but I worry I'll lose the magic.
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Yeah I think this thread's title has reached max potential. No revision needed.
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I don't know how I missed this this morning. Please elaborate!!!Invisible Man wrote:I don't remember what this is called, but watched it a LOT as a kid. My dad was/is a fucking weirdo who got me into all kinds of things that 1) cost me friends as a kid, but 2) shaped me into the fucked up manchild I am today. So: thanks.
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"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men
Also, regarding the thread title...needs to be the same. I'm still at the first stage so the '...2 Men' is yet to happen.
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men
We could go with the sequel, Soy Boyz 4 Men
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men
Inconuucl wrote:The Soy and the Furious.


2 Soy 2 Furious
The Soy and The Furious: Soy Boy Drift
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men
I'm into it
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men
Now I want soy sauce.
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men
Yo soy boy
Escuchame hoy
Escuchame hoy
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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0k7rKsCiLg[/youtube]
ILF in a vid
ILF in a vid
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I remember that...I completely forgot. I actually love that song and have that CD.
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men
This thread could actually use a soundtrack with Bob Dylan, Tom Waits, and Tina Turner all singing the same song.
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men
2 soy 2 furious is wonderful.$harkToootth wrote:Inconuucl wrote:The Soy and the Furious.![]()
My vote goes to that one.
2 Soy 2 Furious
The Soy and The Furious: Soy Boy Drift
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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men
The Last Soy Scout.
WWPD?
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