Probably a good idea to start out with dick pixneonblack wrote:I'm going to text her tomorrow and let her know my kid is a big fan
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^^^:

Reverse engineering. Root cause analysis.



Reverse engineering. Root cause analysis.
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Just be a sap. It's nice.Invisible Man wrote:CEO of Creep, Inc.
I'm getting weepy about weird shit now, too. Neon. 1 part dad, 1 part sleep deprivation, 1 one part poor mental health.

neonblack wrote:They say tone is in the hooks
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This movie makes me sob like a new born.

That said I haven't seen it in years so I feel like if I watch it now...I might think it's retarded.

That said I haven't seen it in years so I feel like if I watch it now...I might think it's retarded.
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This is one of the stranger Rankin Bass productions. Re-Visiting this to get into the 'Holiday Spirit' (which has a whole different meaning in my world). I think it was the last Rankin Bass 'Stop Motion' Production.

Sorry Neon, this isn't about me.

Sorry Neon, this isn't about me.
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Haven't seen it, but the baby reindeer illustration alone gets me a bit misty, haha...$harkToootth wrote:This movie makes me sob like a new born.
That said I haven't seen it in years so I feel like if I watch it now...I might think it's retarded.
neonblack wrote:They say tone is in the hooks
D.o.S. wrote:I'm pretty sure moderation leads to Mustang Sally.
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Wait... christ is that a cow that wants to be a reindeer? TEARS.
neonblack wrote:They say tone is in the hooks
D.o.S. wrote:I'm pretty sure moderation leads to Mustang Sally.
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Bro...watch it. There's even more...popvulture wrote:Wait... christ is that a cow that wants to be a reindeer? TEARS.

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Actually Mr. Pop, this is a good idea. I'm determined to hit 3000 posts before Christmas and I need a thread to bask in Soy Boyishness so what beats sappy Christmas movies to act as a catalyst in exacerbating the soyness. This is good.
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"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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I watched Love Actually yesterday and don't care what anybody says — I love that movie. Embrace the sap.
Also "exacerbating the soyness" is an excellent phrase. A mantra, even.
Enjoy the Soy™
Also "exacerbating the soyness" is an excellent phrase. A mantra, even.
Enjoy the Soy™
neonblack wrote:They say tone is in the hooks
D.o.S. wrote:I'm pretty sure moderation leads to Mustang Sally.
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The Dad Dick thread is where we welcome folks to the 3000 club.$harkToootth wrote:Actually Mr. Pop, this is a good idea. I'm determined to hit 3000 posts before Christmas and I need a thread to bask in Soy Boyishness so what beats sappy Christmas movies to act as a catalyst in exacerbating the soyness. This is good.
I don't remember what this is called, but watched it a LOT as a kid. My dad was/is a fucking weirdo who got me into all kinds of things that 1) cost me friends as a kid, but 2) shaped me into the fucked up manchild I am today. So: thanks.$harkToootth wrote:This is one of the stranger Rankin Bass productions. Re-Visiting this to get into the 'Holiday Spirit' (which has a whole different meaning in my world). I think it was the last Rankin Bass 'Stop Motion' Production.
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it's all about quantity, not quality, amirite?$harkToootth wrote:Actually Mr. Pop, this is a good idea. I'm determined to hit 3000 posts before Christmas and I need a thread to bask in Soy Boyishness so what beats sappy Christmas movies to act as a catalyst in exacerbating the soyness. This is good.
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Those last 100 posts can be completely soy-based.
neonblack wrote:They say tone is in the hooks
D.o.S. wrote:I'm pretty sure moderation leads to Mustang Sally.
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Ask her to interview for the Mom position.neonblack wrote:She also kept saying things like "You're so cute, you look just like your dad!"
"You're so handsome, you look just like dad!"
"He's such a charmer. He has to get that from you."
I'm going to text her tomorrow and let her know my kid is a big fan
If you know what I mean.
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I'll keep them quarantined to this thread and DadDick's, like the disease that they are (my posts)JonnyAngle wrote:it's all about quantity, not quality, amirite?


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"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
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"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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