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Re: Soy Boyz 2 Men

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This thread is for all soy Boyz/men, not just me! This is just a repository for shitposts mostly, but it warms my heart.

I was thinking of updating the thread title but I worry I'll lose the magic.
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Yeah I think this thread's title has reached max potential. No revision needed.
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Also, regarding the thread title...needs to be the same. I'm still at the first stage so the '...2 Men' is yet to happen.
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We could go with the sequel, Soy Boyz 4 Men
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The Soy and the Furious.
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Inconuucl wrote:The Soy and the Furious.
:lol: :lol: My vote goes to that one.
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I'm into it
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Now I want soy sauce.
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Yo soy boy
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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0k7rKsCiLg[/youtube]
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I remember that...I completely forgot. I actually love that song and have that CD.
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This thread could actually use a soundtrack with Bob Dylan, Tom Waits, and Tina Turner all singing the same song.
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$harkToootth wrote:
Inconuucl wrote:The Soy and the Furious.
:lol: :lol: My vote goes to that one.
2 Soy 2 Furious
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The Last Soy Scout.
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