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this is brutal
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this is brutal
well done........
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I have a joke about pizza...but it's too cheesy
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what did the leper say to the prostitute? keep the tip.
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awwwwwww this one makes me feel bad.
how many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? NONE.
how many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? NONE.
Eric! wrote:YOU'RE like having two pedals in one
with your...momentary fuck switch and all..
music, videos, in progress - http://www.youtube.com/c/behndytheactionindex wrote:QUADRACOCK BEHNDERFUCK
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sooooo i'm was balls deep in this guy, humping away as HARD AS I CAN. go for the reach around, because, POLITE. and that fucker had an erection.
WAT.
GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
WAT.
GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
Eric! wrote:YOU'RE like having two pedals in one
with your...momentary fuck switch and all..
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okay, Plan B - PANIC
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behndy wrote:awwwwwww this one makes me feel bad.
how many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? NONE.
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What do you call 215.000 men with their hands in the air? Forces armées françaises.
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I saw this French rifle on sale on eBay. It's never been fired and only dropped once.
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How do you sink a French nuclear submarine?
You give it a Norwegian crew.
You give it a Norwegian crew.
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How do you separate a Disarm D'arcy from an UglyCasanova? With a crowbar.
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You don't. Because the sight of their genital irritation resulting from their constant coitus will make you huuuuurt.
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How do you get a drummer off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza.
Pay him for the pizza.
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Super Dave Osborne told this joke on Saturday...behndy wrote:
lol. my favorite incest joke -
young grrL comes out of her room in her trailer, says to her dad sitting in a beat up recliner, "Diddy. i need to borrow the car."
dropping his pants, he replies, "well, you know what you got to do."
she drops to her knees, proceeds to blow him. after a minute she stops and looks up, "Diddy.... your dick tastes like SHIT."
*Finger Snap Of Remebrance*
"ohhhh damn i forgot. your brother has the car."
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VERY proud.
how many ants to fill an apartment?
tenants.
huh?
HUH?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
how many ants to fill an apartment?
tenants.
huh?
HUH?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Eric! wrote:YOU'RE like having two pedals in one
with your...momentary fuck switch and all..
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okay, Plan B - PANIC