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the wrong one said "whoa"

this is brutal

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I have a joke about pizza...but it's too cheesy
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what did the leper say to the prostitute? keep the tip.
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awwwwwww this one makes me feel bad.

how many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? NONE.
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sooooo i'm was balls deep in this guy, humping away as HARD AS I CAN. go for the reach around, because, POLITE. and that fucker had an erection.

WAT.

GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
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behndy wrote:awwwwwww this one makes me feel bad.

how many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? NONE.
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What do you call 215.000 men with their hands in the air? Forces armées françaises.
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I saw this French rifle on sale on eBay. It's never been fired and only dropped once.
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How do you sink a French nuclear submarine?
You give it a Norwegian crew.
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Touché, sir. Touché.
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How do you separate a Disarm D'arcy from an UglyCasanova? With a crowbar.

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You don't. Because the sight of their genital irritation resulting from their constant coitus will make you huuuuurt.
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How do you get a drummer off your porch?


Pay him for the pizza.
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behndy wrote:
lol. my favorite incest joke -

young grrL comes out of her room in her trailer, says to her dad sitting in a beat up recliner, "Diddy. i need to borrow the car."

dropping his pants, he replies, "well, you know what you got to do."

she drops to her knees, proceeds to blow him. after a minute she stops and looks up, "Diddy.... your dick tastes like SHIT."

*Finger Snap Of Remebrance*

"ohhhh damn i forgot. your brother has the car."
Super Dave Osborne told this joke on Saturday...

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VERY proud.

how many ants to fill an apartment?

tenants.

huh?

HUH?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
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