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horse walks into a bar, bartender says, "why the long face?".

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I TRANCEND HUMOR. LIKE A DAD JOKE GOD.
Eric! wrote:YOU'RE like having two pedals in one
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Jokes are gear, man. I don't go to a gig without at least a couple, how else would my audience know it's me?
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I like Chandler's jokes.
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what's the the difference between modular synths and model trains?
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Model trains have a higher resell value?

Nothing...they both live in my mom's basement?

Modulars can't bring condiments to the table?

Modulars are rad and model trains are dad?

No clue and I am out of dumb things to say today.
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WHY DID THE SEMEN CROSS THE ROAD?

OOPS. PUT ON THE WRONG SOCK.
Eric! wrote:YOU'RE like having two pedals in one
with your...momentary fuck switch and all..
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that's a really rude joke
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behndy wrote:WHY DID THE SEMEN CROSS THE ROAD?

OOPS. PUT ON THE WRONG SOCK.
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A PEDOPHILE, A PRIEST AND A RAPIST WALK INTO A BAR. THAT'S JUST THE FIRST GUY. BOOM.
Eric! wrote:YOU'RE like having two pedals in one
with your...momentary fuck switch and all..
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resincum wrote:that's a really rude joke
Says a guy with "cum" in his name :lol:
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Are you made of copper and telerium? Cause you’re CuTe!
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Two cannibals are eating a clown. One looks at the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?"

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"ask me what's the secret to comedy?"

"what's the secret to come-"
"TIMING!!"
Eric! wrote:YOU'RE like having two pedals in one
with your...momentary fuck switch and all..
theactionindex wrote:QUADRACOCK BEHNDERFUCK
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