The Confessions Thread

[Chankgeez]

Well, behndrs, if I took a walk on the wild side, you'd probably be the only one voting for me for Pres.

[behndy]

no see. see. that's the POINT though. how many people have smoked weed compared to about 15 years ago?

the parallel is how many people have thought they were secret freaks because they let their wife of 5 years shove a cucumber up their ass?

WE NEED A CANDIDATE TO BRING ALL THAT OUT IN THE OPEN. SHOW IT'S NORRRRRRRRRRRRRMALLLLLLLLLLL.

[Chankgeez]

Wave the freaky POTUS flag high.

[behndy]

is it really freaky anymore to store stuff in your bum whilst humping? i think it's commmmoooooooooooooon.

[Chankgeez]

Yeah, but try to get any elected officials to admit to it.

[behndy]

I HAVE A NEW GOAL IN LIFE.

"Mssr. Obama, is it true that the reason you married Michelle is because she has huge hands and it feels that much better when they're searching for pirate booty? or because you've always thought Patrick Ewing was a handsome, handsome man?"

OOOOO!!! RIPPING OFF RAP BATTLES!! RARRRRRRR!!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dX_1B0w7Hzc[/youtube]

[Grrface]

So, I got a guy fired. Feels bad, man. Didn't mean to do it, but in a month, I did what he hadn't in 5. He's sleeping in his own bed, I know, but it still isn't something that I would wish on someone.

[behndy]

ouch.

naw. not your fault at all.

feels bad though.

[Achtane]

Songs from Live at Folsom Prison have been in my head for like two weeks now.
I was caught singing the FUCK out of "Greystone Chapel" and immediately wanted to kill myself.

[psychedelicrelic]

Confession: I want to bang a hot tranny. There's quite the many here.

verrrrrry normal desire. go with it. just be polite and use protection.

Can't cheat on muh lady. It'll happen some day. I just dunno when. This island is full of trannies of which 50% are completely passable. Like...way more beautiful than the average girl. Can't settle for no D.E. if you kno what I mean. I like that girl that's on the home page of efukt. THAT'S HOT.

[behndy]

oh. no. was NOT saying you should cheat on your grrL. that's heinous.

but. well. a threeway with a grrL that makes it MMF AND FFM? YESH PLEASE.

[psychedelicrelic]

oh. no. was NOT saying you should cheat on your grrL. that's heinous.

but. well. a threeway with a grrL that makes it MMF AND FFM? YESH PLEASE.

Oh I try, still trying...subtly. Gotta make her want to do it. I think I'm half way there...or further from it...can't tell yet.

[Haki]

So, I got a guy fired. Feels bad, man. Didn't mean to do it, but in a month, I did what he hadn't in 5. He's sleeping in his own bed, I know, but it still isn't something that I would wish on someone.

Don't feel bad, I've been trying to get a woman fired for years and I only feel bad because it hasn't happened yet.

[behndy]

oh. no. was NOT saying you should cheat on your grrL. that's heinous.

but. well. a threeway with a grrL that makes it MMF AND FFM? YESH PLEASE.

Oh I try, still trying...subtly. Gotta make her want to do it. I think I'm half way there...or further from it...can't tell yet.

next time you're getting all frisky together wait till she's super into it then excuse yourself to the bathroom. come back dressed in a fetishy Japanese style schoolgrrL high school outfit. high socks, short skirt, hair pulled into side braids. grab a wig if your hair's not long enough. bang her well. like, turn her shit inside out. ROKK. IT.

..... hypothetically... that might help....

[psychedelicrelic]

That's...actually a good idea. I may try that or something similar.