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by MEC » Tue Nov 08, 2011 12:46 am
theavondon wrote: snipelfritz wrote: and "Two shitty handjobs at once are better than no handjobs at all."
see kids, this is wisdom
I take it neither of you have ever had a truly shitty handjob.
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by snipelfritz » Tue Nov 08, 2011 12:52 am
shitty, but not truly shitty. Also, it was a blow job after sexing. Maybe I was just too drunk to get off. Ah, losing my virginity, good times.
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by theavondon » Tue Nov 08, 2011 12:57 am
Trust me, shitty handjobs have been had by I. First one, with a girl that had no experience. Yup.
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by snipelfritz » Tue Nov 08, 2011 12:59 am
What'd she do? Snap it off? I'm mildly drunk, listening to Lightning Bolt and trying very hard to avoid doing my homework.
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Behndy wrote: i don't like people with "talent" and "skills" that don't feel the need to cover their inadequacies under good time happy sounds.
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by snipelfritz » Tue Nov 08, 2011 1:08 am
I just haven't had a girlfriend who wasn't lazy as shit.
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Behndy wrote: i don't like people with "talent" and "skills" that don't feel the need to cover their inadequacies under good time happy sounds.
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by kbit » Tue Nov 08, 2011 2:01 am
I feel like this discussion is totally leaving out the female perspective. WE NEED TO RECRUIT MORE WOMEN TO ILF.
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by phantasmagorovich » Tue Nov 08, 2011 2:37 am
kbithecrowing wrote: I feel like this discussion is totally leaving out the female perspective. WE NEED TO RECRUIT MORE WOMEN TO ILF.
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by theavondon » Tue Nov 08, 2011 4:42 am
Pulled back further than she went up. Kinda too literal of a "tug".
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by tuffteef » Tue Nov 08, 2011 4:44 am
handjobs are awkward sitting there looking at the clock in my opinion its like well can u just blow me insted or lets just have sex
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by theavondon » Tue Nov 08, 2011 4:45 am
tuffteef wrote: well can u just blow me insted
tuffteef wrote: well can u just blow me insted
tuffteef wrote: well can u just blow me insted
tuffteef wrote: well can u just blow me insted
tuffteef wrote: well can u just blow me insted
tuffteef wrote: well can u just blow me insted
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by snipelfritz » Wed Nov 09, 2011 10:15 am
I kinda wish that pic would keep going in one chin-faced double mirror kind of hoojamawhatzit.
kbithecrowing wrote: I feel like this discussion is totally leaving out the female perspective. WE NEED TO RECRUIT MORE WOMEN TO ILF.
This is true. It's not their fault that they don't know how to handle a dick. They don't have one. That's why, when boys and girls are split up for sex ed in fourth/fifth/sixth grade(whatever it is these days), the girls should be required to watch hardcore porn while the boys eat candy.
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by Mudfuzz » Wed Nov 09, 2011 11:06 am
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EKTw50Uf8M[/youtube]
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by phantasmagorovich » Wed Nov 09, 2011 4:50 pm
Mudfuzz wrote: [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EKTw50Uf8M[/youtube]
I wasn't aware of the similarities between swiss and japanese Hiphop. Awesome Video.