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theavondon wrote:
snipelfritz wrote:and "Two shitty handjobs at once are better than no handjobs at all."


see kids, this is wisdom


I take it neither of you have ever had a truly shitty handjob.
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shitty, but not truly shitty. Also, it was a blow job after sexing. Maybe I was just too drunk to get off.

Ah, losing my virginity, good times.
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Trust me, shitty handjobs have been had by I. First one, with a girl that had no experience. Yup.
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What'd she do? Snap it off?

I'm mildly drunk, listening to Lightning Bolt and trying very hard to avoid doing my homework.
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I just haven't had a girlfriend who wasn't lazy as shit.
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I feel like this discussion is totally leaving out the female perspective. WE NEED TO RECRUIT MORE WOMEN TO ILF.
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kbithecrowing wrote:I feel like this discussion is totally leaving out the female perspective. WE NEED TO RECRUIT MORE WOMEN TO ILF.

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Pulled back further than she went up. Kinda too literal of a "tug".
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handjobs are awkward sitting there looking at the clock

in my opinion its like well can u just blow me insted or lets just have sex
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tuffteef wrote:well can u just blow me insted


tuffteef wrote:well can u just blow me insted


tuffteef wrote:well can u just blow me insted


tuffteef wrote:well can u just blow me insted


tuffteef wrote:well can u just blow me insted


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I kinda wish that pic would keep going in one chin-faced double mirror kind of hoojamawhatzit.

kbithecrowing wrote:I feel like this discussion is totally leaving out the female perspective. WE NEED TO RECRUIT MORE WOMEN TO ILF.

This is true. It's not their fault that they don't know how to handle a dick. They don't have one. That's why, when boys and girls are split up for sex ed in fourth/fifth/sixth grade(whatever it is these days), the girls should be required to watch hardcore porn while the boys eat candy.
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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EKTw50Uf8M[/youtube]
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Mudfuzz wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EKTw50Uf8M[/youtube]



I wasn't aware of the similarities between swiss and japanese Hiphop. Awesome Video.
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