bob the r0bot wrote:Also, I think my hair is getting too long, people are starting to call me Ma'am.
I had this problem (my hair is currently shoulderbladesish length), so I grew out my facial hair. Then after about a year I realized that it just looked really silly 'cause I can't actually grow a legit beard/mustache. Sadness. The other alternative solution is to work out and such so that you have an unmistakably masculine physique, but I'm too lazy for that. That's why facial hair is the best option, because then you get to be even lazier than normal when you stop shaving. Or you could just become really tall, but that's a tough one.
And no, I will not just cut my hair. The chicks dig it, for reasons I do not understand. Fo' serious. I mean, I just look like a filthy hippie in reality, but there are numerous girls here who will walk up to me and be all like "OHMYGAWDILOVEYOURHAIR" and pet it and tell me it's super soft and stuff. Sometimes it's kinda creepy (like the girl who was like "I would totally make gloves out of your hair and wear them all the time") buuuuuut.... yeah.