The 'What's your dick's name'thread
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Re: The 'What's your dick's name'thread
I don't have a name for my truly awful penis but i regularly tell people it looks like Sgt. Barnes from PLATOON.
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"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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Re: The 'What's your dick's name'thread
i9 saw that this thread had been bumped and was a bit surprised to see i'd made the same joke i was about to post a decade ago.
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Re: The 'What's your dick's name'thread
sharktooth is guilty of bumping dicks
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This is true. I like to take my penis out sometimes and just slam it on the table. Sometimes I'll pretend I'm a judge and shout "ORDER! ORDER! NOT IN MY COURT!"eatyourguitar wrote:sharktooth is guilty of bumping dicks
Life's good man. I highly recommend people bump their penis more often.
Anyone else able to crack their boner like a knuckle? Like when it gets hard, you push it down, and you hear a friendly crack?
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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Re: The 'What's your dick's name'thread
$harkToootth wrote:Anyone else able to crack their boner like a knuckle? Like when it gets hard, you push it down, and you hear a friendly crack?
Please don't do this to ur willy u can break it and u might need it later
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Good looking out. Thanks m8.Olin wrote:$harkToootth wrote:Anyone else able to crack their boner like a knuckle? Like when it gets hard, you push it down, and you hear a friendly crack?
Please don't do this to ur willy u can break it and u might need it later
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please