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The 'What's your dick's name'thread

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OK so my main reason for this thread is to brag about the name I earned from my gf for my very own weiner. Now bear in mind,she's a Gretsch player,so my penis is aptly named Bigsby,which according to her is because,"it's thick,just the right size,and feels good in my(her-ok and sometimes,MY)hand. :cool: :joy: :joy: :cool: :animal:
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Fuzzy Picklez wrote:Captain Wiggles

as if Fuzzy Picklez wouldn't have sufficed :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Dr. Hook! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

ok, so i just made that shit up on teh spot. so what of it?
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I hearby name my dick "sleazy" to honor peter christopherson. Its former name was justin pearson.
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blooghost wrote:
Fuzzy Picklez wrote:Captain Wiggles

as if Fuzzy Picklez wouldn't have sufficed :lol: :lol: :lol:

It has multiple personality disorder.



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Microsoft. Named after the absolutely massive company!

SPACERITUAL wrote:Its former name was justin pearson.

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Mines Willy Big...














because it's a big willy :picard:
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:picard:

smallcock/bigcock
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smallsnd/bigsnd wrote:smallcock/bigcock
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Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.
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bigchiefbc wrote:Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.

You ladies play your cards right, you just might get to meet the whole gang. :cool:
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