Who Has Been Abducted By Aliens?

[Jwar]

I was abducted by a shitty species of aliens called homo sapiens. They torture me every day of my life.

Hahahahaha

[$harkToootth]

But maybe you have been abducted and just don't remember...or you haven't found the implant yet.

This is not only a fair point, but an excellent point. Thank you!
I feel like this could be the basis for my next script that Hallmark does not buy. A coming of age drama about a young lady making her way through adolescence AND wanting to be abducted by aliens but, potentially HAS BEEN abducted but cannot remember.
16 REASONS WHY here we come!

Also, @friendship - We all just want you to be happy.

[lordgalvar]

Anyone here have any experiences with those guys?

I've seen the locust many times. I think the Jihad was supposed to tour with them and Cattle Decapitation. CJ probably got stoned and they didn't play.

When I was like 8, I had this soccer coach that I didn't like much. I would say random stuff to her all the time just because I thought it was funny. I told her I was abducted and made up this story about lights and going through "windows of glows". She told my mom that I was having delusions and I should probably get psych help. My mom was pissed because she knew I was messing around. I shut up for the remaining practices.

At the pizza/pool party I fell off the slide that dropped into the pool. On the way down, I hit my head on the concrete. I blacked out and woke up at the bottom of the middle of the pool. My eyes opened to about five foot of light refracted blobs. A few seconds of panic and I floated back to the surface. My mom was pissed because she thought I was messing around.

I looked over at the soccer coach. She was wearing one of those tourist Rasta hats and a scowl directed at me.

[friendship]

I love u guys

[$harkToootth]

I love u guys

Happy Thanksgiving Friendship! I really hope you don't get abducted by the jerk aliens. If you're going to get abducted, I hope it's the fun guys?

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[MechaGodzilla]

I was abducted by a shitty species of aliens called homo sapiens. They torture me every day of my life.

U & ME BOTH, BROTHER

[Mudfuzz]

abducted by aliens but,

But, we all know deep down there is no such thing and it's really trolls and gnomes that are doing it.

[coldbrightsunlight]

I abducted an alien. Oh, how the turn tables.

[$harkToootth]

Well what happened? Did you make popcorn?

[coldbrightsunlight]

Yeah and we watched X Files reruns.

[Kacey Y]

Is this a subtle way of asking if I've been anally probed?

[$harkToootth]

Is this a subtle way of asking if I've been anally probed?

Sort of... but I want to know beyond that. Like... were they cool about it? Did you get Arby's afterwards? Etc.

[Kacey Y]

Is this a subtle way of asking if I've been anally probed?

Sort of... but I want to know beyond that. Like... were they cool about it? Did you get Arby's afterwards? Etc.

Not lately, unfortunately, but I'm on OkCupid now. So...fingers crossed.



Also, always Arby's after...never before. Never ever before.

[coldbrightsunlight]