Who Has Been Abducted By Aliens?

[$harkToootth]

Anyone here have any experiences with those guys? Did you get abducted by the good ones or the bad ones? Did you learn anything?
It probably seems like I'm joking but I'm not. The Aliens have been pretty cool with me and not abducted me... but maybe I'm missing out?

[JonnyAngle]

when i was at the Area 51 raid we were all clapping alien ass per the instructions

But I do believe, assuming aliens exist, that they would be smart enough to live among us and learn rather than do hardcore abductions and blow their cover.

[$harkToootth]

I think they abduct people as "a bit". They just have so much to give.
You're playing with fire too. Everyone knows that aliens love surf music.
Aliens hate aluminum neck guitars though. They tried ordering from EGC and were disappointed at the lack of communication.

[Jwar]

My aunt truly believes she was.

[$harkToootth]

What happened? Was it a sweet bit? Or were the aliens inter-galactic bullies? Or neither... was it a misunderstanding?

[chromandre]

met some aliens in a "breakthrough experience" very strange they only speak in like quintuple entendre i almost died laughing I don't remember too much else.

[Blackened Soul]

Due to having lived in Sedona AZ I've met a lot of people that said they were abducted, were walkins or at least had seen a ufo....

[Jwar]

I think they abduct people as "a bit". They just have so much to give.
You're playing with fire too. Everyone knows that aliens love surf music.
Aliens hate aluminum neck guitars though. They tried ordering from EGC and were disappointed at the lack of communication.

She was driving at night in her 20’s when it happened. Whatever happened, I’m not entirely sure. She was alone and only remembers waking up on the side of the road not knowing how she got there. She had been out driving and disappeared for 3 days. Came back with zero recollection of where she’d been or what had occurred. She remembers light and that’s about it. Bright light.

It wasn’t until years later that she starting thinking she’d been abducted. She has since then had so many health issues, I can’t even begin to tell you. She has lived through more pain than anyone I know. She’s riddled with autoimmune diseases and has a life of misery but still finds joy. Great woman. I think her experience caused all these health issues. Though I’ll never really know.

[$harkToootth]

Thanks for sharing. She sounds awesome! (Finding joy no matter what. I envy people like that)
If you see her this holiday, maybe a conversation starter? (I don't want to trigger her... I'm being genuine right now to be clear)

Alien Abduction is a weird one cause... there's part of me that knows how hilarious the concept of asking about it is (especially on a guitar effect pedal forum ), part of me knows it can be triggering to those it happened to.

It's just such a mix of emotions knowing the ridiculousness, but since I 100% believe in aliens, navigating the 'sensitivity' around it. There has to be a German word or something for it (those guys have a word for everything).

[repoman]

I wish.

Weirdest thing I've ever seen was a meteor or something in the middle of nowhere like 15 years ago, it was bright enough to make it sort of look like day time for a second. I kind of want to move to the desert in part to see weird shit.

[$harkToootth]

I wish. I kind of want to move to the desert in part to see weird shit.

You and me both brother.
Seriously though (not that I wasn't serious), is alien abduction 'trigger warning' tier yet? I think we're getting there.
I believe I read somewhere talking about 'birth trauma' is there? Sorry, I must have lost the memo.

[friendship]

I was abducted by a shitty species of aliens called homo sapiens. They torture me every day of my life.

[$harkToootth]

met some aliens in a "breakthrough experience" very strange they only speak in like quintuple entendre i almost died laughing I don't remember too much else.

This how I like to imagine it would go for me. Thanks for posting.

[$harkToootth]

I was abducted by a shitty species of aliens called homo sapiens. They torture me every day of my life.

Everything is going to be okay Mr. Friendship. You'll ride out your visit here. Do as much possible 'good' as you can. And then you'll return home one day.

[aedes]

Anyone here have any experiences with those guys? Did you get abducted by the good ones or the bad ones? Did you learn anything?
It probably seems like I'm joking but I'm not. The Aliens have been pretty cool with me and not abducted me... but maybe I'm missing out?

But maybe you have been abducted and just don't remember...or you haven't found the implant yet.