The Confessions Thread
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Coheed and Cambria is better.
I mean, Coheed didn't write one bad song on their first three albums. Fuck Coheed rules.
I mean, Coheed didn't write one bad song on their first three albums. Fuck Coheed rules.
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^^^YO brother...Unrelated...I've been listening to some J Punk and New Wave that I think might be up your alley.
Oh btw we're totally fucked with whoever the new governor is. Better than Captain Dickhead but still...eh...are you moving out though?
Oh btw we're totally fucked with whoever the new governor is. Better than Captain Dickhead but still...eh...are you moving out though?
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Should check out sl-cisco. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usiSdrHQxmg
I mean, New Jersey hasn't had a competent governor since when...? Last three were McGreevey who resigned for being gay, Corzine which lol, and Christie which lol. Can't get worse than the last two... I hope.
I'm trying to move out but my plans got pretty off course with my Dad passing away. Haven't felt like doing much of anything in the past couple of weeks.
I mean, New Jersey hasn't had a competent governor since when...? Last three were McGreevey who resigned for being gay, Corzine which lol, and Christie which lol. Can't get worse than the last two... I hope.
I'm trying to move out but my plans got pretty off course with my Dad passing away. Haven't felt like doing much of anything in the past couple of weeks.
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I don't know if I sent my condolences for that but...my condolences...I can't even imagine. Sorry brother. PM me if you want to talk.
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On another note: Every time I have these it feels like I'm going to get anal leakage.


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"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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Thanks for the condolences. I'm still making it through the days somehow.
Also the inside of that thing looks like anal leakage so that's not too surprising.
Also the inside of that thing looks like anal leakage so that's not too surprising.
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The farts from those encompass all the states of matter.

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"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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I binge on celery when I have anal leakage.
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The first time I had one of those was mindblowing.$harkToootth wrote:On another note: Every time I have these it feels like I'm going to get anal leakage.
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I have an expired pack in the freezer...I'm tempted to take a gamble...
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"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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Just eat them while sitting on the can. Boom. Problem solved
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I got food poisoning for the first time in my life (amazingly) last year and I never want to go through that again. Not so much because it's painful...more so I'm too busy so I can't be out of commission for 36 hours. Not worth it.
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"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
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"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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As long as it doesn’t have freezer burn you should be fine. How far expired is it?
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I would normally be inclined to agree but this is 2 months expired. There is probably enough preservatives in it to last a year, I just can't chance it.
Incidentally, I bought it like a week ago and forgot to look at the date so it's my goof. If I had the receipt I would return it.
Out $4 VS Potentially Getting sick? I'll be out $4...I would say I know better for next time but I'm thinking there isn't going to be a next time
no one should eat that garbage (I'm not talking about breakfast foods in general rather the list of other ingrediants encompassed in the package).
Incidentally, I bought it like a week ago and forgot to look at the date so it's my goof. If I had the receipt I would return it.
Out $4 VS Potentially Getting sick? I'll be out $4...I would say I know better for next time but I'm thinking there isn't going to be a next time

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"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
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"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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Dude I let pizza pockets sit on the back seat of my car for like 2 days and then ate them. Totally fine