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Coheed and Cambria is better.

I mean, Coheed didn't write one bad song on their first three albums. Fuck Coheed rules.
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^^^YO brother...Unrelated...I've been listening to some J Punk and New Wave that I think might be up your alley.
Oh btw we're totally fucked with whoever the new governor is. Better than Captain Dickhead but still...eh...are you moving out though?
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Should check out sl-cisco. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usiSdrHQxmg

I mean, New Jersey hasn't had a competent governor since when...? Last three were McGreevey who resigned for being gay, Corzine which lol, and Christie which lol. Can't get worse than the last two... I hope.

I'm trying to move out but my plans got pretty off course with my Dad passing away. Haven't felt like doing much of anything in the past couple of weeks.
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I don't know if I sent my condolences for that but...my condolences...I can't even imagine. Sorry brother. PM me if you want to talk.
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On another note: Every time I have these it feels like I'm going to get anal leakage.
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Thanks for the condolences. I'm still making it through the days somehow.

Also the inside of that thing looks like anal leakage so that's not too surprising.
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The farts from those encompass all the states of matter.
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I binge on celery when I have anal leakage.
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$harkToootth wrote:On another note: Every time I have these it feels like I'm going to get anal leakage.
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I have an expired pack in the freezer...I'm tempted to take a gamble...
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Just eat them while sitting on the can. Boom. Problem solved
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I got food poisoning for the first time in my life (amazingly) last year and I never want to go through that again. Not so much because it's painful...more so I'm too busy so I can't be out of commission for 36 hours. Not worth it.
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As long as it doesn’t have freezer burn you should be fine. How far expired is it?
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I would normally be inclined to agree but this is 2 months expired. There is probably enough preservatives in it to last a year, I just can't chance it.
Incidentally, I bought it like a week ago and forgot to look at the date so it's my goof. If I had the receipt I would return it.
Out $4 VS Potentially Getting sick? I'll be out $4...I would say I know better for next time but I'm thinking there isn't going to be a next time :lol: no one should eat that garbage (I'm not talking about breakfast foods in general rather the list of other ingrediants encompassed in the package).
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Dude I let pizza pockets sit on the back seat of my car for like 2 days and then ate them. Totally fine
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