The Confessions Thread
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When I'm up between 1-2am, my mouth fills with saliva almost faster than I can swallow it. I can feel it shooting out of my salivary glands and just have to gulp, gulp, gulp until it subsides. Been this way since I was 10.
The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.
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I'm sort of tempted to pick up a DS-1. 

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Shame your in-laws?
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Totally forgot about that conversation, but apparently it planted a seed.Invisible Man wrote:Shame your in-laws?

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Use it as a litmus test for determining who's worthy to enter your music dungeon. If you can't figure out this DS-1, you're not getting in.
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So, Al Cisneros can jam then?
(I'm taking this opportunity to point out that evwn a DS1 can sound good in the right hands.)
I think I'm going through another depressive period. Or it could be an anxiety episode ramping up over startig this new job soon.
Nothing is good enough and i feel dissatisfied with everything.
Mind you, theres part of me that feels like a lot of this shit I'm getting all antsy about has slid for too long and its time to clean up shop, but I don't want to be an asshole right now.
(I'm taking this opportunity to point out that evwn a DS1 can sound good in the right hands.)
I think I'm going through another depressive period. Or it could be an anxiety episode ramping up over startig this new job soon.
Nothing is good enough and i feel dissatisfied with everything.
Mind you, theres part of me that feels like a lot of this shit I'm getting all antsy about has slid for too long and its time to clean up shop, but I don't want to be an asshole right now.
WWPD?
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Right there with ya.Iommic Pope wrote: Nothing is good enough and i feel dissatisfied with everything.
Also I don't like dirty amps. It makes me feel like I wasted money on dirt pedals. I want a loud clean solid state amp.
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YES. It's so weird for me.neonblack wrote:Also I don't like dirty amps. It makes me feel like I wasted money on dirt pedals. I want a loud clean solid state amp.
Like, a solid dirty amp sounds great, but something about a clean amp just feels comfortable.
Also, you don't have to replace transistors every few months/years/ever.

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Goodness...I agree. When I see demos for an amp and someone says the onboard distortion isn't good, I immediately think "oh thank goodness". I don't have the money or space for like five different amp heads sitting in my space. Find it way easier to rationalize pedals. Especially stuff modeled after famous heads (LWA).
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"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
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Hell yeah to loud clean amps.

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Confession: I don't care for modulation on delay pedals.
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