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I'm suffering from genital anxiety disorder
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The beatings will cease once morale improves.
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My morale might be higher if I got smacked around every once in a while
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Apparently a lot of people stop 'the beatings' (or the flicking) and then the morale improves.
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Well they say nobody else can love you till you love yourself.
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"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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The Masturbation Superhighway is always here to welcome you back.
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Hey! Help! I'm drinking with a girl from work that I'm like 75% sure is into me. But my game is gone and she's going out of town for 2 weeks. How do I propose a casual makeout sesh?
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neonblack wrote:she's going out of town for 2 weeks.
I swear this is every fucking situation you've mentioned in this thread. :lol:
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Yeah well I put it out there and got let down easy.

Oh well! I'm gonna go full Ron Swanson. No women. Lots of brown liquor. Cabin in the woods. Sounds good.
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I'm going to one up 'pathetic' you Neon...last night...because of this fucking thread....I had a DREAM where I was 'let down easy' :lol:
I literally get turned down in my dreams...unbelievable :lol:
Also, pertinent to the thread...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jG1uBj2gpew
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
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neonblack wrote:Yeah well I put it out there and got let down easy.

Oh well! I'm gonna go full Ron Swanson. No women. Lots of brown liquor. Cabin in the woods. Sounds good.
Time to go land animal again and have yourself a Turf n' Turf. :cool:
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I ate a single piece of pepperoni last night in a moment of fuck it
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I laugh, but know that I’d be in the same boat if i wasn’t married.
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