function f(x) Clusterfuzz / Third Rail [ongoing reviews]
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Re: function f(x) the Clusterfuzz /[an ongoing review]\
I was gonna try to borrow Chank's again but I'm just going to buy one instead.
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Re: function f(x) the Clusterfuzz /[an ongoing review]\
You can borrow mine any time you'd like, but I wouldn't discourage you from buying one of your own.
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Re: function f(x) the Clusterfuzz /[an ongoing review]\
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Chankgeez wrote:You can borrow mine any time you'd like, but I wouldn't discourage you from buying one of your own and put it in the BST next week.
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Re: function f(x) the Clusterfuzz /[an ongoing review]\
Oh, snap. 
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Re: function f(x) the Clusterfuzz /[an ongoing review]\
That was too easy... sorry neon. 
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Re: function f(x) the Clusterfuzz /[an ongoing review]\
…...........................…psychic vampire. wrote:The important take away from this thread: Taoism and Ring Modulators go together?
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Re: function f(x) the Clusterfuzz /[an ongoing review]\
…...........................…psychic vampire. wrote:The important take away from this thread: Taoism and Ring Modulators go together?
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Re: function f(x) the Third Rail /[an ongoing review]\
I figured rather than start a new thread, I'd share my thoughts here.
First of all, the switching is great. I used it in flip flop mode most of the night. The independent mode was really cool for stacking but I just prefer the A/B switching at this point.
The first thing I was looking for was an always-on clean dirty kind of tone. I assumed I would use the no diodes setting for that, but I couldn't quite find what I was looking for. I tried a few things and landed on the Schottky diodes (most compressed) on low gain with the tone way up high. I do a lot of palm muted plucky surfy/Fugazi stuff and the compression was really pleasant and accented my pick attack. Then when I strummed harder there was a nice breakup without any fizz. I really like this setting a lot and will probably keep it as my clean-ish tone.
I'm still messing with the higher gain settings but ive found a nice tight growly overdrive with the Silicon diodes with the gain totally cranked. This setting with both sides stacked together gets into fuzzy distortion territory.
Tomorrow I'm going to see which sounds better, Mini before or after the Third Rail. I tried it after tonight and got some cool results stacked at low bias settings.
I'm really happy with this pedal. I'll try to post some more thoughts tomorrow.
First of all, the switching is great. I used it in flip flop mode most of the night. The independent mode was really cool for stacking but I just prefer the A/B switching at this point.
The first thing I was looking for was an always-on clean dirty kind of tone. I assumed I would use the no diodes setting for that, but I couldn't quite find what I was looking for. I tried a few things and landed on the Schottky diodes (most compressed) on low gain with the tone way up high. I do a lot of palm muted plucky surfy/Fugazi stuff and the compression was really pleasant and accented my pick attack. Then when I strummed harder there was a nice breakup without any fizz. I really like this setting a lot and will probably keep it as my clean-ish tone.
I'm still messing with the higher gain settings but ive found a nice tight growly overdrive with the Silicon diodes with the gain totally cranked. This setting with both sides stacked together gets into fuzzy distortion territory.
Tomorrow I'm going to see which sounds better, Mini before or after the Third Rail. I tried it after tonight and got some cool results stacked at low bias settings.
I'm really happy with this pedal. I'll try to post some more thoughts tomorrow.
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Re: function f(x) Clusterfuzz / Third Rail [ongoing reviews]
Nice little review so far!
I've ammended the thread title to better reflect yo' contribution.
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Re: function f(x) Clusterfuzz / Third Rail [ongoing reviews]
Thanks for sharing your impressions, Neon. 
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Re: function f(x) Clusterfuzz / Third Rail [ongoing reviews]
Just played for a couple hours and I have to say, this is in danger of pushing my Mini off the board. I played it through my Traynor Yba-3 today and had the settings pretty similar to last night. I kept the gain super low on the Schottky side and I could play chords clean when I played softly and there was some nice grit when I dug in. I also kept the bass cut on and it really tightened up my sound. Baritone + Yba-3 can mean some crazy low end, which can get flabby, but the third rail totally keeps it in line.
Now I have to figure out what to do with my Mini.
Also I'm gonna need a Clusterfuzz ASAP.
Now I have to figure out what to do with my Mini.
Also I'm gonna need a Clusterfuzz ASAP.
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Re: function f(x) Clusterfuzz / Third Rail [ongoing reviews]
Function make sweet pedals, really well thought out and built, and those switchesneonblack wrote:Just played for a couple hours and I have to say, this is in danger of pushing my Mini off the board. I played it through my Traynor Yba-3 today and had the settings pretty similar to last night. I kept the gain super low on the Schottky side and I could play chords clean when I played softly and there was some nice grit when I dug in. I also kept the bass cut on and it really tightened up my sound. Baritone + Yba-3 can mean some crazy low end, which can get flabby, but the third rail totally keeps it in line.
Now I have to figure out what to do with my Mini.
Also I'm gonna need a Clusterfuzz ASAP.
Got my Clusterfuzz in the b/s/t (at UK price, though), but I don't know. Probably a good thing nobody wants it. I really like it, I just currently have no means of trying anything else out and I want to try other things out, dammit.

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Re: function f(x) Clusterfuzz / Third Rail [ongoing reviews]
I would buy yours but I might as well buy one from a US dealer and get it quicker.

Great opportunity for someone on that side of the pond to grab it though.
So, anything else in the works?
Great opportunity for someone on that side of the pond to grab it though.
So, anything else in the works?
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Re: function f(x) Clusterfuzz / Third Rail [ongoing reviews]
I know, I probably wouldn't sell it to you for that very reason haha, probably work out cheaper for you to buy new, too!neonblack wrote:I would buy yours but I might as well buy one from a US dealer and get it quicker.
Great opportunity for someone on that side of the pond to grab it though.
So, anything else in the works?

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Re: function f(x) Clusterfuzz / Third Rail [ongoing reviews]
Well, I have some good news on this front:Dungus wrote:Weird. I guess they're not that popular here yet. You'll love it, no doubt!
Andertons Music is now a Function f(x) dealer, so you've got a local option for our stuff now.
http://www.andertons.co.uk/fuzz-pedals/ ... -pedal.asp
http://www.andertons.co.uk/overdrive-pe ... -pedal.asp
They should have some stock in about 7-10 days.
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