Pooping: The Poor Man's Masturbating

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Pooping: The Poor Man's Masturbating

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Discuss...
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Why can't poor people masturbate?
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smile_man wrote:Why can't poor people masturbate?


:wha?:

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smile_man wrote:Why can't poor people masturbate?


And furthermore, considering the findings of this thead: viewtopic.php?f=42&t=1729, poor people probably don't poop well.
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well i guess, but i just don't know.

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WHA??? Boy,I love this thread! I'm pretty poor,very regular,and quite"handy"(though not at the same time)-
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I'm going to keep it tasteful this time...
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hahahaha. We officially have the most entertaining threads on the internet. We should be given some kind of award for awesomeness.

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But what does all this have to do with the price of peanut butter?
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That Always Sunny clip couldn't have been referenced at a better time. High fives.
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smile_man wrote:Why can't poor people masturbate?


Because they can't afford it.
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Jenesis wrote:
smile_man wrote:Why can't poor people masturbate?


Because they can't afford it.



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BCBC's icon in a thread about masturbating = :)*
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jdavyd wrote:BCBC's icon in a thread about masturbating = :)*
well i guess, but i just don't know.

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"Nothing is so overrated as a bad fuck, nor as underrated as a great shit"
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