Pooping: The Poor Man's Masturbating
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Re: Pooping: The Poor Man's Masturbating
Why can't poor people masturbate?
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smile_man wrote:Why can't poor people masturbate?


Buy my gear! viewtopic.php?f=44&t=58763
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Re: Pooping: The Poor Man's Masturbating
smile_man wrote:Why can't poor people masturbate?
And furthermore, considering the findings of this thead: viewtopic.php?f=42&t=1729, poor people probably don't poop well.
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Re: Pooping: The Poor Man's Masturbating
WHA??? Boy,I love this thread! I'm pretty poor,very regular,and quite"handy"(though not at the same time)-
wait,wut???
wait,wut???

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Re: Pooping: The Poor Man's Masturbating
I'm going to keep it tasteful this time...
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO2MWb0fKdA[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO2MWb0fKdA[/youtube]
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hahahaha. We officially have the most entertaining threads on the internet. We should be given some kind of award for awesomeness.
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Re: Pooping: The Poor Man's Masturbating
But what does all this have to do with the price of peanut butter?
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That Always Sunny clip couldn't have been referenced at a better time. High fives.
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Re: Pooping: The Poor Man's Masturbating
smile_man wrote:Why can't poor people masturbate?
Because they can't afford it.
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Re: Pooping: The Poor Man's Masturbating
Jenesis wrote:smile_man wrote:Why can't poor people masturbate?
Because they can't afford it.
duh.

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Re: Pooping: The Poor Man's Masturbating
BCBC's icon in a thread about masturbating = 

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Re: Pooping: The Poor Man's Masturbating
"Nothing is so overrated as a bad fuck, nor as underrated as a great shit"
Buy my gear! viewtopic.php?f=44&t=58763
Achtane wrote:I can hit it with a Blowing Up and it'll just sound awesome instead of like capacitors farting into each others' dicks.
Achtane wrote:srsly?last.fm wrote:Zs makes music that is variously categorized as no-wave, post-jazz, brutal-chamber, brutal-prog, and post minimalist.
Fuck you.