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hbombgraphics wrote:What do you call a Man with No arms and No Legs ...
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CyaNitrate wrote:
hbombgraphics wrote:What do you call a Man with No arms and No Legs ...
...In a pile of leaves
NSFW: show
Russell
...in front of your door?
NSFW: show
Matt

What do you call two men with No arms and No Legs on a window sill?
NSFW: show
Kurt 'n' Rodd
What do you call a cow with no legs?
NSFW: show
Ground beef
What do you call a cow with only two legs?
NSFW: show
Lean beef

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well, the name of this thread is bad jokes. here's the most patriarchal joke i know

how many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

it doesn't matter, feminists don't change anything.
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CyaNitrate wrote:
hbombgraphics wrote:What do you call a Man with No arms and No Legs ...
...In a pile of leaves
NSFW: show
Russell
...in front of your door?
NSFW: show
Matt

What do you call two men with No arms and No Legs on a window sill?
NSFW: show
Kurt 'n' Rodd
What do you call a cow with no legs?
NSFW: show
Ground beef
What do you call a cow with only two legs?
NSFW: show
Lean beef

:lol:
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i think it's a Ryan Reynolds joke? Blade 3?

what did the one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

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how was the Roman Empire cut in half?

with a pair of Caesars.
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behndy wrote:how was the Roman Empire cut in half?

with a pair of Caesars.

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What did the O say to the Q?
Dude your dicks hanging out.
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you know what really gets my goat?

El Chupacabra.
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A teacher, a lawyer, and a priest are seated together at dinner on a cruise ship. The captain announces over the loudspeaker that the ship is sinking and everyone should get to the lifeboats as fast as possible. The teacher says to the other men, "We've got to help the children get to the lifeboats." The lawyer laughs and says "Screw the children!". The priest turns to the lawyer and says, "Do you think we have time for that?"
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what did the shoes say to the pants?

sup britches.
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culturejam wrote:A teacher, a lawyer, and a priest are seated together at dinner on a cruise ship. The captain announces over the loudspeaker that the ship is sinking and everyone should get to the lifeboats as fast as possible. The teacher says to the other men, "We've got to help the children get to the lifeboats." The lawyer laughs and says "Screw the children!". The priest turns to the lawyer and says, "Do you think we have time for that?"
I know that one in a version with the Pope, Axl Rose and Michael Jackson. He was still alive back then when I heard that joke for the first time.
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What do you call two crows sitting on a branch?

Attempted murder.
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What do you call a masturbating cow?


Beef stroganoff (or beef jerky)
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