"Close the door, I'm dressing!"
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DannDubbleEwe
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What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?
"Close the door, I'm dressing!"
"Close the door, I'm dressing!"
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Two antenna met on a rooftop and fell in love. After a long courtship they decided to get married. The wedding wasn't that great, but the reception was AMAZING.
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niiiiiiiice. yes. so NICE.
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I used to know all these dead baby jokes but I forgot them when we had a baby.
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This one is better when told out loud but here goes.
A polar bear walks into a bar and says "I want a Jack......... and Coke" the bartender says "Sure, but whats with the big pause?" The bear holds his hands up and says "These?, oh I was born with them."
A polar bear walks into a bar and says "I want a Jack......... and Coke" the bartender says "Sure, but whats with the big pause?" The bear holds his hands up and says "These?, oh I was born with them."
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Thank-you for starting this thread.
The other day I went to the zoo. It was empty except for a single dog
It was a Shih Tzu
The other day I went to the zoo. It was empty except for a single dog
It was a Shih Tzu
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Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: a stick.
A: a stick.
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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck a plunger in the toilet.
Did you know that Helen Keller had a dollhouse in the backyard?
Neither did she
They stuck a plunger in the toilet.
Did you know that Helen Keller had a dollhouse in the backyard?
Neither did she
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A ham sandwich walks into a bar.
The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve food here".
The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve food here".
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hee. i read every single post to my grrL and while she did MUCH appreciated eye rolls at most, and punched me for half of mines, this is the one that made her guffaw.DannDubbleEwe wrote:What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?
"Close the door, I'm dressing!"
WELL PLAYED SUH.
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What's an 80 year old woman taste like?
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Bonus answer: they rearranged the furniture.Derelict78 wrote:How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck a plunger in the toilet.
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Why we're Helen Keller's hands purple?
She heard it through the grapevine.
She heard it through the grapevine.
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goroth wrote:Come up here and fuzz party. Yes. Fuzz party. It is a legit verb.
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CyaNitrate
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What's grey and comes in quarts?
Elephants.
Elephants.
jwar wrote:BRO! There is only one order! Bass>fuzz>fuzz>fuzz>fuzz>overdriven amp.
goroth wrote:Come up here and fuzz party. Yes. Fuzz party. It is a legit verb.
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What was Bruce Lee's favorite drink?
WAAH-TAAAAHHH!!!!
Ok...I think I'm done
WAAH-TAAAAHHH!!!!
Ok...I think I'm done
jwar wrote:BRO! There is only one order! Bass>fuzz>fuzz>fuzz>fuzz>overdriven amp.
goroth wrote:Come up here and fuzz party. Yes. Fuzz party. It is a legit verb.