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Re: ILF Secret Santana 2015 (REGISTRATION ENDS 10/1)
The best dildos are in the heart, anyway.
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Re: ILF Secret Santana 2015 (REGISTRATION ENDS 10/1)
edit: dammit jwar. I didn't see your post before...I used all my PS skills too.Disarm D'arcy wrote:I'm sorry but it would be truer to the spirit of xmas with dildos. Many many many many dildos.

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Re: ILF Secret Santana 2015 (REGISTRATION ENDS 10/1)
Yea please delete that
"I do not have the ability to think rationally 90% of the time and I also change my mind at the drop of a hat".
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Of course. I will keep it for my private collection though.
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Re: ILF Secret Santana 2015 (REGISTRATION ENDS 10/1)
I have ideas for your office plaque:
Jwar Boner
Personal trainer
"I'm a dildo person"
With a big picture of you giving the thumbs up.
Jwar Boner
Personal trainer
"I'm a dildo person"
With a big picture of you giving the thumbs up.
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Re: ILF Secret Santana 2015 (REGISTRATION ENDS 10/1)
MINE. ALL MINE.Iommic Pope wrote:You're right, what am I thinking?
Behndy, got any used sex tentacles you can donate to this scheme....I mean cause.
Eric! wrote:YOU'RE like having two pedals in one
with your...momentary fuck switch and all..
music, videos, in progress - http://www.youtube.com/c/behndytheactionindex wrote:QUADRACOCK BEHNDERFUCK
okay, Plan B - PANIC

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Re: ILF Secret Santana 2015 (REGISTRATION ENDS 10/1)
Sex Tentacles would be a great band name.
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Re: ILF Secret Santana 2015 (REGISTRATION ENDS 10/1)
neonblack wrote:Used Sex Tentacles would be a great band name.
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Re: ILF Secret Santana 2015 (REGISTRATION ENDS 10/1)
i trust neons santa clausing abilities
that said i aint stalkin anywhere else
fuck that,fuck you,fuck chrissmas,fuck everything
i enjoy this too much to care about what i get
and a secretsantafuckup cant not feel like
adouchestocking
theres easier ways to get free pedals
that wont come with personalized xmas cards
disclaimer:i was below the min post count my first SS year
i think it was 1000
its going to be ok
the burned will rise like a christmas pheonix
from the ashes of a broken behringer
with wings of fancy chocalate bacon
upon the fiery winds of one-off fuzz
to the roaring cadence of the dreaded banhammer
into a new year of old friends and new lovers
eh whatever
that said i aint stalkin anywhere else
fuck that,fuck you,fuck chrissmas,fuck everything
i enjoy this too much to care about what i get
and a secretsantafuckup cant not feel like
adouchestocking
theres easier ways to get free pedals
that wont come with personalized xmas cards
disclaimer:i was below the min post count my first SS year
i think it was 1000
its going to be ok
the burned will rise like a christmas pheonix
from the ashes of a broken behringer
with wings of fancy chocalate bacon
upon the fiery winds of one-off fuzz
to the roaring cadence of the dreaded banhammer
into a new year of old friends and new lovers
eh whatever
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Re: ILF Secret Santana 2015 (REGISTRATION ENDS 10/1)
Dude this is what we should've called our record.phantasmagorovich wrote:neonblack wrote:Used Sex Tentacles would be a great band name.
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Re: ILF Secret Santana 2015 (REGISTRATION ENDS 10/1)
Still can!D.o.S. wrote:Dude this is what we should've called our record.phantasmagorovich wrote:neonblack wrote:Used Sex Tentacles would be a great band name.
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Also, check yer email.
Also, check yer email.
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Re: ILF Secret Santana 2015 (REGISTRATION ENDS 10/1)
Man, I go to sleep and miss all the good stuff...
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Re: ILF Secret Santana 2015 (REGISTRATION ENDS 10/1)
D.o.S. wrote:The best dildos are in the heart, anyway.

Blue Strat - Jazzmascis - Tele.
Fender - Squier.
Dr. Scientist - Dirge - FuzzHugger - Montreal Assembly - Hypnodrone.

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Re: ILF Secret Santana 2015 (REGISTRATION ENDS 10/1)
Somebody sig this!D.o.S. wrote:The best dildos are in the heart, anyway.