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The best dildos are in the heart, anyway.
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Disarm D'arcy wrote:I'm sorry but it would be truer to the spirit of xmas with dildos. Many many many many dildos.
edit: dammit jwar. I didn't see your post before...I used all my PS skills too. :cry:
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Yea please delete that
"I do not have the ability to think rationally 90% of the time and I also change my mind at the drop of a hat".

-JWAR :)
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Of course. I will keep it for my private collection though.
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Post by Disarm D'arcy »

I have ideas for your office plaque:

Jwar Boner
Personal trainer
"I'm a dildo person"

With a big picture of you giving the thumbs up.
Good deals: OsbornKT, Phantasmagorovich, UglyCasanova, DarkAxel, Skip, D.o.S, ColdBrightSunlight, Eivind August, Goroth

https://linktr.ee/disarmdarcy

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Iommic Pope wrote:You're right, what am I thinking?

Behndy, got any used sex tentacles you can donate to this scheme....I mean cause.
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Sex Tentacles would be a great band name.
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neonblack wrote:Used Sex Tentacles would be a great band name.
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Post by ryan summit »

i trust neons santa clausing abilities
that said i aint stalkin anywhere else
fuck that,fuck you,fuck chrissmas,fuck everything
i enjoy this too much to care about what i get
and a secretsantafuckup cant not feel like
adouchestocking
theres easier ways to get free pedals
that wont come with personalized xmas cards

disclaimer:i was below the min post count my first SS year
i think it was 1000

its going to be ok
the burned will rise like a christmas pheonix
from the ashes of a broken behringer
with wings of fancy chocalate bacon
upon the fiery winds of one-off fuzz
to the roaring cadence of the dreaded banhammer
into a new year of old friends and new lovers
eh whatever
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phantasmagorovich wrote:
neonblack wrote:Used Sex Tentacles would be a great band name.
Dude this is what we should've called our record.
good deals are here.
flesh couch is here.
UglyCasanova wrote: It's not the expensive programs you use, it's the way you click and drag.
Achtane wrote:
comesect2.0 wrote:Michael Jackson king tut little Richard in your butt.
IT'S THE ENNNND OF THE WORRRLD AS WE KNOW IT
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D.o.S. wrote:
phantasmagorovich wrote:
neonblack wrote:Used Sex Tentacles would be a great band name.
Dude this is what we should've called our record.
Still can!
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!
Also, check yer email.
good deals are here.
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UglyCasanova wrote: It's not the expensive programs you use, it's the way you click and drag.
Achtane wrote:
comesect2.0 wrote:Michael Jackson king tut little Richard in your butt.
IT'S THE ENNNND OF THE WORRRLD AS WE KNOW IT
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Man, I go to sleep and miss all the good stuff...
Wills Dissolve
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https://willsdissolve.bandcamp.com
http://shaunnecro.tumblr.com/
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D.o.S. wrote:The best dildos are in the heart, anyway.
:lol: and True.
Blue Strat - Jazzmascis - Tele.
Fender - Squier.
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D.o.S. wrote:The best dildos are in the heart, anyway.
Somebody sig this!
Wills Dissolve
http://facebook.com/willsdissolveband
https://willsdissolve.bandcamp.com
http://shaunnecro.tumblr.com/
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Iommic Pope wrote:Remember, she was dead when you got there......but you couldn't have been there-you were on a jumping castle at that point in time.

We just call it the "doom" room in the hope we might lure hipster girls there...into our rape vans....I mean vans of righteous wizarding.
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