Ever Get A Boner That Wouldn't Go Away?

[$harkToootth]

I've been eating a lot of garlic lately. I usually take zinc and l-theanine before bed every night to help with sleep. I think it was the garlic though cause I just had one of those boners that can cut diamonds. It was terrible! I was hitting it against the wall my dresser like a gavel. It was funny at first. Like, oh a boner this is is nice. But then it was like Ash's hand in the EVIL DEAD 2 and got a mind of its own.

[goroth]

Did you actually cut diamonds with it?

[$harkToootth]

Did you actually cut diamonds with it?

Of course not. I got a tiny penis. Diamonds are bigger than my piece.
I'd be lucky if I can cut the plastic Mardi Gras beads let alone diamonds.

[PanicProne]

Read thread titel. Now paging jwar.
Also, you guys crack me up.





..like a small penis on mardi gras beads that is!

[retinal orbita]

Gosh if it last more than 10 hours it might be a priapism. That’s serious and you have to have the blood drained out of your dick. It’s serious! Get it checked out. Best regards from @retinal.orbita, I only care about your health and well being.

[$harkToootth]

Best regards from @retinal.orbita, I only care about your health and well being.

I am only care about your health and well being too. It was truly wild this morning! I could have used my peener as a fools bowl kicker.
It went away though. All good.

[goroth]

Take care of your wang Sharky.

[sutarappa]

They all go away if you keep yourself alive.

[friendship]

I think I read that zinc is a good testosterone booster. That plus a healthy circadian rhythm or whatever the fuck might = a hyperdense pee pee.

[imJonWain]

Sort of related.....I was out just walking around one day (a bit hungover, this was years ago) and I started thinking how I wanted a bloody mary then immediately got an erection. Always thought that was weird.

[$harkToootth]

Sort of related.....I was out just walking around one day (a bit hungover, this was years ago) and I started thinking how I wanted a bloody mary then immediately got an erection. Always thought that was weird.

Smashed that like button. Rang the bell. Subscribed. This is the content I want to read on this site!

And @friendship - Yes, all true for zinc. My usual "Sleep Stack" is zinc, magnesium, and a glass of water with 2 teaspoons of MSM powder. If I'm feeling sassy, I'll take a melatonin too. I have never had great results with L-Theanine on its own. That's always the "go to" to stack with caffeine for a work day. I've had good results with GABA too. I'm referring to sleep by the way. Not boners.

[MechaGodzilla]

i want to post "i was born with a boner and i'll die with a boner", which isn't a very me thing to write, but i do think it's funny

[PanicProne]

[$harkToootth]

I had an excellent movie idea years ago. Instead of FOOTLOOSE, it was going to be BONERLOOSE. It's about a town where boner's are outlined, and Kevin Boner goes to the town.... blah blah blah, then he teaches the other young men in the town how to get boners.

Imagine this scene, nearly for shot for shot, as Kevin Boner walks down the stairs and goes, "I thought this was a party... I GOT A BONER!" and everyone breaks out into dance with their boners. In the song, replace the word "foot" with "boner". Imagine less close up and medium shots of people's faces and instead, the same framing, but the subject is the crotch, waist area, with boners.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFcnx6pNpI4

[imJonWain]

I approve. Let's find investors!