Don't 4get 2 give urself a coffee enema
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Don't 4get 2 give urself a coffee enema
Everybody knows the holidays are not the holidays without a coffee enema. Bonus points if you do it in front and with your family.
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"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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Re: Don't 4get 2 give urself a coffee enema
Great advice. Done and done. It's gonna be a brown Christmas.
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Re: Don't 4get 2 give urself a coffee enema
No for two reasons.
1 its a waiste of coffee
2 i dont go for any thing that is related to the jackson family
1 its a waiste of coffee
2 i dont go for any thing that is related to the jackson family
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Re: Don't 4get 2 give urself a coffee enema
Remember, for best results the coffee has to be piping hot
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Worst. Post. Ever.coldbrightsunlight wrote:Remember, for best results the coffee has to be piping hot
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Re: Don't 4get 2 give urself a coffee enema
What's the best brewing method for coffee enemas?
Also, has anyone tried overnight buttplug cold brew?
Also, has anyone tried overnight buttplug cold brew?
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Re: Don't 4get 2 give urself a coffee enema
Best method? You've heard of a French Press, right? The Greek Press.
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We're friends now btw.Yadig wrote:Great advice. Done and done. It's gonna be a brown Christmas.
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
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