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Fess up. I got a little tiny penis so it sure ain't me!
My dick is so small, I put it in a gumball machine and got one cause it thought I had a quarter.
The Egyptians were pretty smart dudes... they highly regarded self-suckers.
PROOF: An old wordpress site. https://mysticalsex.wordpress.com/2014/ ... ofellatio/ -> The image referenced is also in The British Museum.
So grab some tea and cucumber sandwiches and let's talk. Fess up then.

Damn those guys ain’t even that flexible, they are just really packing a long dick

Devastated now. Always thought of it as a flexibility issue and not a real estate issue

fcknoise wrote:Devastated now. Always thought of it as a flexibility issue and not a real estate issue

Chin up m8. Look sharp!
The one bro has his legs rotated 180 degrees. It is flexibility.
There are links to this in fuzz. You need to be flexible with your gear right? So according to my calculations in my lab... you'll be a better player if you can suck your own dick.
Skip practicing, start stretching.

I heard he got a rib removed.

That's a nice fountain.

$harkToootth wrote:

the person on top looks like he is trying as hard as possible to not suck his own mouth level dick

chromandre wrote:the person on top looks like he is trying as hard as possible to not suck his own mouth level dick

You're right. It's like they are mildly inconvenienced by it.

Yeah he isn’t even trying but has a schlong so long he can just suck self-dong all day long. Devastated again.

fcknoise wrote:Yeah he isn’t even trying but has a schlong so long he can just suck self-dong all day long. Devastated again.

LIFE IS UNFAIR....


She's giving me the, "I'm sending you to your room to suck your own dick!" look.

Somehow I get the feeling that this is meta about the TGP thread.

Gone Fission wrote:Somehow I get the feeling that this is meta about the TGP thread.

The people on this forum who know me personally will attest to the fact, I am not nearly clever enough to come up with that.
I just think boys and girls who can suck their own penises is funny. It's like a bit. A dick bit.

I went down this rabbit-hole once and there were a few people who did indeed learn to suck their own dick, and they said that it feels overwhelmingly more like sucking someone's dick than it does getting your dick sucked.

Pretty sure Roberta Flack wrote Ballad of the Sad Young Men about this.

$harkToootth wrote:

fcknoise wrote:Devastated now. Always thought of it as a flexibility issue and not a real estate issue

Chin up m8.

More like chin down amirite?