Fess up. I got a little tiny penis so it sure ain't me!
My dick is so small, I put it in a gumball machine and got one cause it thought I had a quarter.
The Egyptians were pretty smart dudes... they highly regarded self-suckers.
PROOF: An old wordpress site. https://mysticalsex.wordpress.com/2014/ ... ofellatio/ -> The image referenced is also in The British Museum.
So grab some tea and cucumber sandwiches and let's talk. Fess up then.
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita "Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita "Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer "...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS 1 bird per post please
Damn those guys ain’t even that flexible, they are just really packing a long dick
Cydonia wrote: Too bad no one here is interested in talking about "gear"
BossMann73 wrote:I didn't insult it......I "curated" a "different aesthetic.".
John wrote:I love how this forum has the GDP of Switzerland in pedals but the collective value of everyone's patch cables is less than the change in my couch cushions. And I don't have a couch.
Devastated now. Always thought of it as a flexibility issue and not a real estate issue
Cydonia wrote: Too bad no one here is interested in talking about "gear"
BossMann73 wrote:I didn't insult it......I "curated" a "different aesthetic.".
John wrote:I love how this forum has the GDP of Switzerland in pedals but the collective value of everyone's patch cables is less than the change in my couch cushions. And I don't have a couch.
fcknoise wrote:Devastated now. Always thought of it as a flexibility issue and not a real estate issue
Chin up m8. Look sharp!
The one bro has his legs rotated 180 degrees. It is flexibility.
There are links to this in fuzz. You need to be flexible with your gear right? So according to my calculations in my lab... you'll be a better player if you can suck your own dick.
Skip practicing, start stretching.
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita "Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita "Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer "...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS 1 bird per post please
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita "Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita "Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer "...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS 1 bird per post please
chromandre wrote:the person on top looks like he is trying as hard as possible to not suck his own mouth level dick
You're right. It's like they are mildly inconvenienced by it.
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita "Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita "Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer "...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS 1 bird per post please
Yeah he isn’t even trying but has a schlong so long he can just suck self-dong all day long. Devastated again.
Cydonia wrote: Too bad no one here is interested in talking about "gear"
BossMann73 wrote:I didn't insult it......I "curated" a "different aesthetic.".
John wrote:I love how this forum has the GDP of Switzerland in pedals but the collective value of everyone's patch cables is less than the change in my couch cushions. And I don't have a couch.
fcknoise wrote:Yeah he isn’t even trying but has a schlong so long he can just suck self-dong all day long. Devastated again.
LIFE IS UNFAIR....
She's giving me the, "I'm sending you to your room to suck your own dick!" look.
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita "Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita "Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer "...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS 1 bird per post please
Gone Fission wrote:Somehow I get the feeling that this is meta about the TGP thread.
The people on this forum who know me personally will attest to the fact, I am not nearly clever enough to come up with that.
I just think boys and girls who can suck their own penises is funny. It's like a bit. A dick bit.
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita "Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita "Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer "...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS 1 bird per post please
I went down this rabbit-hole once and there were a few people who did indeed learn to suck their own dick, and they said that it feels overwhelmingly more like sucking someone's dick than it does getting your dick sucked.
Pretty sure Roberta Flack wrote Ballad of the Sad Young Men about this.
neonblack wrote:Do you ever just sit back and take a good look at yourself and realize all your riffs are shit and you're a garbage musician?
