I just realized that Doritos are actually tortilla chips...

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I just realized that Doritos are actually tortilla chips...

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And I am in shock. Not only because, for all this time, I totally thought they were potato chips, but because of how obvious is was. You know... it's just something I should have just seen. They're clearly tortilla chips. The shape, the bubbles, the spanish-esque name.

Shit. I Just wanna off myself now. I'm such a tard.
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Oh god.

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Can't you just cut the potatoes in triangular shapes? :poke: :idk:
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damn you cool ranch doritos!!! :grumpy: :mad: :mad: :grumpy: :facepalm: :love: i am sorry cool ranch please forgive me! :cry: i dont think i can live with you... :picard:
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Hahahaha! That's AWESOME.

I'm one of those guys who reads everything on the package before I partake its contents.

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Yep. Flavored tortilla chips.
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Oh damn! It says it RIGHT THERE! What the hell?!

I never eat chips except plain tortillas with salsa... :idk:
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So there are fans of “dog breath chips”.
My dog did love them.
I prefer plain chips and salsa or queso.
They did have one sexy Super Bowl commercial though.

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Naz Nomad wrote:
Dexterecus wrote:Can't you just cut the potatoes in triangular shapes? :poke: :idk:

:facepalm: I never thunk of that.

that is how you make tortilla chips. you cut corn tortillas in quarters. :wow what a fantastic idea you have there:
would you like some salsa??? :poke: :) :) :joy: :joy: :rock:
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AND I CAN FINNALLY POST this.
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Every flavor of Doritos taste the same
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