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Does DOS own a GODSMACK shirt? Definitely.
Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2018 10:49 pm
by SPACERITUAL
The prosecution rests.
Re: Does DOS own a GODSMACK shirt? Definitely.
Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2018 11:09 pm
by Invisible Man
It may be the only shirt he owns.
Re: Does DOS own a GODSMACK shirt? Definitely.
Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2018 3:27 am
by $harkToootth
My cousin has a GODSMACK tattoo. She got it when she was 18. I don't think she likes it now at 30...
Re: Does DOS own a GODSMACK shirt? Definitely.
Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2018 8:24 am
by Invisible Man
Is it around her bellybutton?
Re: Does DOS own a GODSMACK shirt? Definitely.
Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2018 8:26 am
by D.o.S.
Is there any doubt.
Re: Does DOS own a GODSMACK shirt? Definitely.
Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2018 9:31 am
by $harkToootth
Yes, on the front of the hip flexor by the bikini line if not lower

I'm only posting about it because it's kind of hard to make fun of someone that makes around $200K per year. Kind of like trying to make fun of someone with an 9 inch penis. Not going happen.
...truth is...now that I'm thinking about it...I think she still likes her tattoo (as opposed to what I said earlier)...
Her sister just got a tattoo that say RIP LIL Peep on her butt. We're a strange family

Re: Does DOS own a GODSMACK shirt? Definitely.
Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2018 11:04 am
by Invisible Man
Good thing I have a 3 inch penis and make $12k a year, then.
Re: Does DOS own a GODSMACK shirt? Definitely.
Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2018 11:33 am
by gnomethrone
RIP lil peen
Re: Does DOS own a GODSMACK shirt? Definitely.
Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2018 7:20 pm
by $harkToootth
Invisible Man wrote:Good thing I have a 3 inch penis and make $12k a year, then.
Don't believe these lies!!! I just got back from the lab and crunched the results. You have three children. Everyone knows that each child adds 2 inches of length and a minimum of 3 inches of girth to your dong. So AT THE VERY LEAST...you're sporting a 6x9 Chicago Deep Dish down there.
Re: Does DOS own a GODSMACK shirt? Definitely.
Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2018 8:02 pm
by Invisible Man
That was all fake news. Dads are packing tootsie rolls to lower their chances of overpopulation. Dickminishing returns.
Re: Does DOS own a GODSMACK shirt? Definitely.
Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2018 9:23 pm
by $harkToootth
I ain't buying the excuse for 'fake news' just because you have 'cake news' in your pants.
Re: Does DOS own a GODSMACK shirt? Definitely.
Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2018 9:26 pm
by $harkToootth
"Cake is a made up drug"

Re: Does DOS own a GODSMACK shirt? Definitely.
Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2018 6:06 am
by goroth
Best thread.
Re: Does DOS own a GODSMACK shirt? Definitely.
Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2018 8:38 am
by Eivind August
$harkToootth wrote:"Cake is a made up drug"

It's a fucking disgrace.
Re: Does DOS own a GODSMACK shirt? Definitely.
Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2018 10:46 am
by rustywire
$harkToootth wrote:My cousin has a GODSMACK tattoo. She got it when she was 18. I don't think she likes it now at 30...
I WAS going to make the joke "that aint a shirt, it's tatted" but............................