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Does DOS own a GODSMACK shirt? Definitely.

Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2018 10:49 pm
by SPACERITUAL
The prosecution rests.

Re: Does DOS own a GODSMACK shirt? Definitely.

Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2018 11:09 pm
by Invisible Man
It may be the only shirt he owns.

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Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2018 3:27 am
by $harkToootth
My cousin has a GODSMACK tattoo. She got it when she was 18. I don't think she likes it now at 30...

Re: Does DOS own a GODSMACK shirt? Definitely.

Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2018 8:24 am
by Invisible Man
Is it around her bellybutton?

Re: Does DOS own a GODSMACK shirt? Definitely.

Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2018 8:26 am
by D.o.S.
Is there any doubt.

Re: Does DOS own a GODSMACK shirt? Definitely.

Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2018 9:31 am
by $harkToootth
Yes, on the front of the hip flexor by the bikini line if not lower :lol:
I'm only posting about it because it's kind of hard to make fun of someone that makes around $200K per year. Kind of like trying to make fun of someone with an 9 inch penis. Not going happen.
...truth is...now that I'm thinking about it...I think she still likes her tattoo (as opposed to what I said earlier)...
Her sister just got a tattoo that say RIP LIL Peep on her butt. We're a strange family :lol:

Re: Does DOS own a GODSMACK shirt? Definitely.

Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2018 11:04 am
by Invisible Man
Good thing I have a 3 inch penis and make $12k a year, then.

Re: Does DOS own a GODSMACK shirt? Definitely.

Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2018 11:33 am
by gnomethrone
RIP lil peen

Re: Does DOS own a GODSMACK shirt? Definitely.

Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2018 7:20 pm
by $harkToootth
Invisible Man wrote:Good thing I have a 3 inch penis and make $12k a year, then.
Don't believe these lies!!! I just got back from the lab and crunched the results. You have three children. Everyone knows that each child adds 2 inches of length and a minimum of 3 inches of girth to your dong. So AT THE VERY LEAST...you're sporting a 6x9 Chicago Deep Dish down there.

Re: Does DOS own a GODSMACK shirt? Definitely.

Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2018 8:02 pm
by Invisible Man
That was all fake news. Dads are packing tootsie rolls to lower their chances of overpopulation. Dickminishing returns.

Re: Does DOS own a GODSMACK shirt? Definitely.

Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2018 9:23 pm
by $harkToootth
I ain't buying the excuse for 'fake news' just because you have 'cake news' in your pants.

Re: Does DOS own a GODSMACK shirt? Definitely.

Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2018 9:26 pm
by $harkToootth
"Cake is a made up drug"
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Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2018 6:06 am
by goroth
Best thread.

Re: Does DOS own a GODSMACK shirt? Definitely.

Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2018 8:38 am
by Eivind August
$harkToootth wrote:"Cake is a made up drug"
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It's a fucking disgrace.

Re: Does DOS own a GODSMACK shirt? Definitely.

Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2018 10:46 am
by rustywire
$harkToootth wrote:My cousin has a GODSMACK tattoo. She got it when she was 18. I don't think she likes it now at 30...
I WAS going to make the joke "that aint a shirt, it's tatted" but............................