Does DOS own a GODSMACK shirt? Definitely.
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Does DOS own a GODSMACK shirt? Definitely.
The prosecution rests.
D.o.S. wrote:Yeah I have a Godsmack shirt
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It may be the only shirt he owns.
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Re: Does DOS own a GODSMACK shirt? Definitely.
My cousin has a GODSMACK tattoo. She got it when she was 18. I don't think she likes it now at 30...
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Is it around her bellybutton?
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Re: Does DOS own a GODSMACK shirt? Definitely.
Is there any doubt.
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Yes, on the front of the hip flexor by the bikini line if not lower 
I'm only posting about it because it's kind of hard to make fun of someone that makes around $200K per year. Kind of like trying to make fun of someone with an 9 inch penis. Not going happen.
...truth is...now that I'm thinking about it...I think she still likes her tattoo (as opposed to what I said earlier)...
Her sister just got a tattoo that say RIP LIL Peep on her butt. We're a strange family

I'm only posting about it because it's kind of hard to make fun of someone that makes around $200K per year. Kind of like trying to make fun of someone with an 9 inch penis. Not going happen.
...truth is...now that I'm thinking about it...I think she still likes her tattoo (as opposed to what I said earlier)...
Her sister just got a tattoo that say RIP LIL Peep on her butt. We're a strange family

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"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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Good thing I have a 3 inch penis and make $12k a year, then.
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Don't believe these lies!!! I just got back from the lab and crunched the results. You have three children. Everyone knows that each child adds 2 inches of length and a minimum of 3 inches of girth to your dong. So AT THE VERY LEAST...you're sporting a 6x9 Chicago Deep Dish down there.Invisible Man wrote:Good thing I have a 3 inch penis and make $12k a year, then.
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"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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That was all fake news. Dads are packing tootsie rolls to lower their chances of overpopulation. Dickminishing returns.
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I ain't buying the excuse for 'fake news' just because you have 'cake news' in your pants.
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"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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"Cake is a made up drug"


"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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It's a fucking disgrace.$harkToootth wrote:"Cake is a made up drug"
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Re: Does DOS own a GODSMACK shirt? Definitely.
I WAS going to make the joke "that aint a shirt, it's tatted" but............................$harkToootth wrote:My cousin has a GODSMACK tattoo. She got it when she was 18. I don't think she likes it now at 30...
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