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Martin S/C.Candy I will sell you my new record for $1.5m

Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2016 10:13 pm
by D.o.S.
See title. it's tits.

Re: Martin S/C.Candy I will sell you my new record for $1.5m

Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2016 10:15 pm
by D.o.S.
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Re: Martin S/C.Candy I will sell you my new record for $1.5m

Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2016 12:57 am
by daseb
will undercut D.O.S. I just heard the final mixes of my band's 7". It's dope AF, and I guess if you squinted you could call it 'noise rock' and that shit's so hot right now. 1 million cold. USD only. Features 1 x ex member of the minus tide.

Re: Martin S/C.Candy I will sell you my new record for $1.5m

Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2016 8:24 am
by Iommic Pope
That was a sensible move, asking for US currency.
Business acumen level: advanced.

Re: Martin S/C.Candy I will sell you my new record for $1.5m

Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2016 9:14 am
by D.o.S.
Can't trust an artist with any business sense. Consider that, Mister Shrikandy.

Re: Martin S/C.Candy I will sell you my new record for $1.5m

Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2016 10:24 am
by casecandy
I'm not Martin Shkreli, but if you give ME $1.5m, I'm whoever you want me to be

Happy Valentines

Re: Martin S/C.Candy I will sell you my new record for $1.5m

Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2016 12:03 pm
by D.o.S.
daseb wrote:will undercut D.O.S. I just heard the final mixes of my band's 7". It's dope AF, and I guess if you squinted you could call it 'noise rock' and that shit's so hot right now. 1 million cold. USD only. Features 1 x ex member of the minus tide.
While this is pretty tempting I've got to say that having just listened to a record proclaimed as "new" by a "new" band that shamelessly ripped off both the Jesus Lizard and Big Black, the third wave of noise rock is as dead as ska.

Have fun with your cultural equivalent of a No Doubt cover band, though. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

(but srs I want a copy when they're ready I will pay monies).

Re: Martin S/C.Candy I will sell you my new record for $1.5m

Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2016 12:47 pm
by casecandy

Re: Martin S/C.Candy I will sell you my new record for $1.5m

Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2016 6:01 pm
by daseb
Iommic Pope wrote:That was a sensible move, asking for US currency.
Business acumen level: advanced.
dude $1 mil AUD split three ways probably wouldn't even cover my mortgage.
D.o.S. wrote:
daseb wrote:will undercut D.O.S. I just heard the final mixes of my band's 7". It's dope AF, and I guess if you squinted you could call it 'noise rock' and that shit's so hot right now. 1 million cold. USD only. Features 1 x ex member of the minus tide.
While this is pretty tempting I've got to say that having just listened to a record proclaimed as "new" by a "new" band that shamelessly ripped off both the Jesus Lizard and Big Black, the third wave of noise rock is as dead as ska.

Have fun with your cultural equivalent of a No Doubt cover band, though. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

(but srs I want a copy when they're ready I will pay monies).
would like to hear this band.

But australia is two years behind so we should be right for a while. We're already working the long game though by pushing the 'we're into frodus/shotmaker/unwound' thing so we can retain cred when some band full of pop punk dudes starts ripping off TJL, then maintain branding opportunities once the bubble bursts.

(gotta mix the other song, then master, finish the art, then get the thing pressed, but rest assured I'll be spamming the shit out of it when it's done!)

Re: Martin S/C.Candy I will sell you my new record for $1.5m

Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2016 6:25 pm
by frodog
daseb wrote: 'we're into frodus/shotmaker/unwound'
This is basically all I'm looking for in a band, sign me up for a copy. I can pay you in pinecones or any other tree-based currency.

Re: Martin S/C.Candy I will sell you my new record for $1.5m

Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2016 6:33 pm
by waltdogg
frodog wrote:
daseb wrote: 'we're into frodus/shotmaker/unwound'
This is basically all I'm looking for in a band, sign me up for a copy. I can pay you in pinecones or any other tree-based currency.

Re: Martin S/C.Candy I will sell you my new record for $1.5m

Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2016 6:40 pm
by D.o.S.
I PIMP 4 U BB:
https://olderxmen.bandcamp.com/album/celebrate-life

That's dase's band (not to be confused with the older men I know, who broke up without recording anything). They rip.

Re: Martin S/C.Candy I will sell you my new record for $1.5m

Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2016 6:48 pm
by Iommic Pope
daseb wrote:
Iommic Pope wrote:That was a sensible move, asking for US currency.
Business acumen level: advanced.
dude $1 mil AUD split three ways probably wouldn't even cover my mortgage.
D.o.S. wrote:
daseb wrote:will undercut D.O.S. I just heard the final mixes of my band's 7". It's dope AF, and I guess if you squinted you could call it 'noise rock' and that shit's so hot right now. 1 million cold. USD only. Features 1 x ex member of the minus tide.
While this is pretty tempting I've got to say that having just listened to a record proclaimed as "new" by a "new" band that shamelessly ripped off both the Jesus Lizard and Big Black, the third wave of noise rock is as dead as ska.

Have fun with your cultural equivalent of a No Doubt cover band, though. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

(but srs I want a copy when they're ready I will pay monies).
would like to hear this band.

But australia is two years behind so we should be right for a while. We're already working the long game though by pushing the 'we're into frodus/shotmaker/unwound' thing so we can retain cred when some band full of pop punk dudes starts ripping off TJL, then maintain branding opportunities once the bubble bursts.

(gotta mix the other song, then master, finish the art, then get the thing pressed, but rest assured I'll be spamming the shit out of it when it's done!)
Yeah, but imagine if you'd ask for $AU?
Wouldn't get you groceries for a week.

Also I think two y are behind is very generous.
Maybe in Melbs.
You should come up here.
Fuckheads are only finding out about Buffalo.

I am genuinely excite for your new product though.

Re: Martin S/C.Candy I will sell you my new record for $1.5m

Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2016 6:53 pm
by daseb
yeah we're total finger on the pulse in melbourne. Health Goth is a thing now.

Re: Martin S/C.Candy I will sell you my new record for $1.5m

Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2016 9:44 pm
by Iommic Pope
You have now idea how fantastic that statement is.

Is that like paleo werewolf cosplayers?
Bauhaus fans that talk existentialism while lifting heavy iron, deliberately not taking gym selfies?