Martin S/C.Candy I will sell you my new record for $1.5m

[D.o.S.]

See title. it's tits.

[D.o.S.]

[daseb]

will undercut D.O.S. I just heard the final mixes of my band's 7". It's dope AF, and I guess if you squinted you could call it 'noise rock' and that shit's so hot right now. 1 million cold. USD only. Features 1 x ex member of the minus tide.

[Iommic Pope]

That was a sensible move, asking for US currency.
Business acumen level: advanced.

[D.o.S.]

Can't trust an artist with any business sense. Consider that, Mister Shrikandy.

[casecandy]

I'm not Martin Shkreli, but if you give ME $1.5m, I'm whoever you want me to be

Happy Valentines

[D.o.S.]

will undercut D.O.S. I just heard the final mixes of my band's 7". It's dope AF, and I guess if you squinted you could call it 'noise rock' and that shit's so hot right now. 1 million cold. USD only. Features 1 x ex member of the minus tide.

While this is pretty tempting I've got to say that having just listened to a record proclaimed as "new" by a "new" band that shamelessly ripped off both the Jesus Lizard and Big Black, the third wave of noise rock is as dead as ska.

Have fun with your cultural equivalent of a No Doubt cover band, though.

(but srs I want a copy when they're ready I will pay monies).

[casecandy]

No Doubt cover band

http://www.avclub.com/article/no-doubt- ... afi-232202

[daseb]

That was a sensible move, asking for US currency.
Business acumen level: advanced.

dude $1 mil AUD split three ways probably wouldn't even cover my mortgage.

will undercut D.O.S. I just heard the final mixes of my band's 7". It's dope AF, and I guess if you squinted you could call it 'noise rock' and that shit's so hot right now. 1 million cold. USD only. Features 1 x ex member of the minus tide.

While this is pretty tempting I've got to say that having just listened to a record proclaimed as "new" by a "new" band that shamelessly ripped off both the Jesus Lizard and Big Black, the third wave of noise rock is as dead as ska.

Have fun with your cultural equivalent of a No Doubt cover band, though.

(but srs I want a copy when they're ready I will pay monies).

would like to hear this band.

But australia is two years behind so we should be right for a while. We're already working the long game though by pushing the 'we're into frodus/shotmaker/unwound' thing so we can retain cred when some band full of pop punk dudes starts ripping off TJL, then maintain branding opportunities once the bubble bursts.

(gotta mix the other song, then master, finish the art, then get the thing pressed, but rest assured I'll be spamming the shit out of it when it's done!)

[frodog]

'we're into frodus/shotmaker/unwound'

This is basically all I'm looking for in a band, sign me up for a copy. I can pay you in pinecones or any other tree-based currency.

[waltdogg]

'we're into frodus/shotmaker/unwound'

This is basically all I'm looking for in a band, sign me up for a copy. I can pay you in pinecones or any other tree-based currency.

[D.o.S.]

I PIMP 4 U BB:
https://olderxmen.bandcamp.com/album/celebrate-life

That's dase's band (not to be confused with the older men I know, who broke up without recording anything). They rip.

[Iommic Pope]

That was a sensible move, asking for US currency.
Business acumen level: advanced.

dude $1 mil AUD split three ways probably wouldn't even cover my mortgage.

will undercut D.O.S. I just heard the final mixes of my band's 7". It's dope AF, and I guess if you squinted you could call it 'noise rock' and that shit's so hot right now. 1 million cold. USD only. Features 1 x ex member of the minus tide.

While this is pretty tempting I've got to say that having just listened to a record proclaimed as "new" by a "new" band that shamelessly ripped off both the Jesus Lizard and Big Black, the third wave of noise rock is as dead as ska.

Have fun with your cultural equivalent of a No Doubt cover band, though.

(but srs I want a copy when they're ready I will pay monies).

would like to hear this band.

But australia is two years behind so we should be right for a while. We're already working the long game though by pushing the 'we're into frodus/shotmaker/unwound' thing so we can retain cred when some band full of pop punk dudes starts ripping off TJL, then maintain branding opportunities once the bubble bursts.

(gotta mix the other song, then master, finish the art, then get the thing pressed, but rest assured I'll be spamming the shit out of it when it's done!)

Yeah, but imagine if you'd ask for $AU?
Wouldn't get you groceries for a week.

Also I think two y are behind is very generous.
Maybe in Melbs.
You should come up here.
Fuckheads are only finding out about Buffalo.

I am genuinely excite for your new product though.

[daseb]

yeah we're total finger on the pulse in melbourne. Health Goth is a thing now.

[Iommic Pope]

You have now idea how fantastic that statement is.

Is that like paleo werewolf cosplayers?
Bauhaus fans that talk existentialism while lifting heavy iron, deliberately not taking gym selfies?