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I went out to check the mail, and my neighbor was walking his dog. The dog barked at me, but it's a little dog, so... whatever.

But then he said, to the dog, "Hush. You'll upset the gay boy." THEN looked at me and says "Hi. How ya doin'?" AS IF I COULDN'T HEAR HIM.

This isn't the first time he was being a homophobe.... my neighbors (different ones, obviously) are gay, and at one point he built a large, ugly fence (which is still there) an posted pretty homophobic signs on it.

I think it's his turn... but I can't think of what to do. I don't want anyone to get arrested of this or anything (ok, so there's that chance no matter what I do). I just feel the need to do SOMETHING...


Also, Shake <3 shaker boxes rule HARD.

Tell him your lover has a little dog just like his. whether you have a lover or not. He'll most likely be self conscious of his own dog making him look gay.

Do this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbArvIqZzkI

PumpkinPieces wrote:Tell him your lover has a little dog just like his. whether you have a lover or not. He'll most likely be self conscious of his own dog making him look gay.

+1 for that.

Also, complement his clothes, his hair, the way he carries himself. Just be extremely nice.

He'll probably hate that.

http://www.textfiles.com/uploads/pissoff.txt
#13, #16, etc.

Last night a comedian, who's name I don't remember, said that when somebody cuts him off in traffic, he doesn't get mad, he follows them home and when they go inside he puts a bumper sticker on their car.
the sticker reads “registered sex offender”

I was thinking of getting some orange cones and a Utility company sign and then digging a big hole in the guy down the street's yard, and just leave it.

MM

I would do nothing, then complain about it here.


Really, I would.

If his car isn't in a garage you should slash his tires (or just let the air out in a less-obvious way)... I would!

Who the fuck would know?

Some old man walking a teeny-tiny, yapping dog... Sounds a bit fruity, haha.

You could also take a big gay shit in his lawn...

Roseweave wrote:Do this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbArvIqZzkI

Was that a steamroller!??!?!

I think I posted my solution somewhere else...

the raytownian wrote: big gay shit in his lawn...

/thread.

EDIT:
yeah um....send him gay love letters in pink envelopes

I'm going to go out on a limb here... He might not realize he's being an asshole.

Sometimes old people are just becase of things that may have been acceptable in the world where they grew up.

I would recommend you don't do anything that would give him a legitamate reason to hate you (e.g., vandalism), but rather find some way to use his own narrow-mindedness against him.

htsamurai wrote:sppunk zz yo u didnt answer when i drunk dialllllllld youu, biiiitfcccch



yeah im still a bit rrunkkkk can youu tell/?

I'm sorry! My room mate called me 'cause he dropped my phone beside the bed... and he never hung up. So it just kept calling... then I had 2 voicemails.

I appreciate the consideration, though.


Anyways... this isn't the first homophobic thing he's done... considering the signs with my neighbors a couple of years ago.

I don't wanna do something horrible to him... Just... something.

McSpunckle wrote:

htsamurai wrote:sppunk zz yo u didnt answer when i drunk dialllllllld youu, biiiitfcccch



yeah im still a bit rrunkkkk can youu tell/?

I'm sorry! My room mate called me 'cause he dropped my phone beside the bed... and he never hung up. So it just kept calling... then I had 2 voicemails.

I appreciate the consideration, though.


Anyways... this isn't the first homophobic thing he's done... considering the signs with my neighbors a couple of years ago.

I don't wanna do something horrible to him... Just... something.

Words don't really hurt. Lawsuits and jail might. I'd rather let it be.

Yes! I've been plugged!

Play some gnarly harsh noise in the middle of the night in short bursts. Keep a lookout for police. When they are eventually called play the I have no idea what your talking about card. I used to do this to my party hardy neighbors at my old townhouse. Good times.