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horse walks into a bar, bartender says, "why the long face?".

LOVE. IT.

ILFER POSTS GENERAL THREAD IN GEAR.


There's no joke.

I TRANCEND HUMOR. LIKE A DAD JOKE GOD.

Jokes are gear, man. I don't go to a gig without at least a couple, how else would my audience know it's me?

I like Chandler's jokes.

what's the the difference between modular synths and model trains?

Model trains have a higher resell value?

Nothing...they both live in my mom's basement?

Modulars can't bring condiments to the table?

Modulars are rad and model trains are dad?

No clue and I am out of dumb things to say today.

WHY DID THE SEMEN CROSS THE ROAD?

OOPS. PUT ON THE WRONG SOCK.

that's a really rude joke

behndy wrote:WHY DID THE SEMEN CROSS THE ROAD?

OOPS. PUT ON THE WRONG SOCK.

A PEDOPHILE, A PRIEST AND A RAPIST WALK INTO A BAR. THAT'S JUST THE FIRST GUY. BOOM.

resincum wrote:that's a really rude joke

Says a guy with "cum" in his name

Are you made of copper and telerium? Cause you’re CuTe!

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One looks at the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?"

::hides::

"ask me what's the secret to comedy?"

"what's the secret to come-"
"TIMING!!"