If you were a dictator...

[Ugly Nora]

If you were a dictator and were holed up in your compound surrounded by enemy forces, what song or band could they blast all day long to make you surrender?

For me it would be U2. That guys voice irritates me to no end.

[Dr. Sherman Sticks M.D.]

haha. "but i stiiiiiiiiiiiiiilll haven't found....what i'm looking forrrrrr"

[Hyphen Nation]

Apparently the most streamed song on Spotify was by Avicii. It causes me to despair for the human race. I also couldn't tolerate listening to it for more than about :30. That or boy band music. The only thing I could see as an outcome would be the seething rage I would feel might cause me to go all "blaze of glory" style and run screaming and spraying bullets to my demise.

[pelliott]

Three Days Grace.

[Achtane]

Peaches

[Chankgeez]

I'm glad you posted this question.

When I was in high school my Western Civ. teacher asked us "What's the best form of government?"

Of course, we all answered "representative democracy"

And he was like, "nah, benevolent dictatorship"

And I was like, "where're you gonna find a benevolent dictator?"

Well, that'd be me. That's what it'd be like if I were a dictator.

End of story.

[Chankgeez]

Peaches

Peaches would be my Minister of Mutha Fuckin' Style.

(Well, either her or Big Freedia. Maybe both.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJBnNziI5wk[/youtube] )

[Ugly Nora]

Nevertheless your days are numbered so tell us what songs to play or we will take you by force. Allah willing.

[Chankgeez]

My peoples love me.

Don't you forget that. Just because I'm benevolent doesn't mean I can't be mean to you.

[Ugly Nora]

You've made a powerful enemy today my friend.

[jfrey]

Not sure who exactly, but some sort of country. My friends younger brother plays some guy all the time and it drives me crazy.

[bigchiefbc]

Not sure who exactly, but some sort of country.

+1 - It could be a single song or just the normal playlist at a country station. I can't differentiate between the different awfulness, it's all just one big awful to me.

[Dr. Sherman Sticks M.D.]

I'm glad you posted this question.

When I was in high school my Western Civ. teacher asked us "What's the best form of government?"

Of course, we all answered "representative democracy"

And he was like, "nah, benevolent dictatorship"

And I was like, "where're you gonna find a benevolent dictator?"

Well, that'd be me. That's what it'd be like if I were a dictator.

End of story.

i'm pretty sure this is how every dictator played it before they got into power.

"pick me guys, i'm nice, i won't enslave the whole country".....

[jfrey]

I remember that from one of my history classes also.

[D.o.S.]

Stairway.

I fucking hate Stairway.