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Anyone remember R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet?
Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 5:06 pm
by madmax1012
That awful series of stupid "dramatic" songs that he came out with years ago? Well, he's releasing 20 NEW CHAPTERS ON BLACK FRIDAY. Seriously?!?! Is this what the music industry has become? I've honestly never heard someone say "Man, I wish there was more trapped in the closet".
Re: Anyone remember R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet?
Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 5:07 pm
by skullservant
I WATCHED THAT SHIT WEEKLY.
(seriously....)
Re: Anyone remember R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet?
Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 5:20 pm
by Bellyheart
How could I forget?! I'm excited!
Have said several times I wish there was more...it's great.
Re: Anyone remember R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet?
Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 5:26 pm
by madmax1012
I stand corrected.
Re: Anyone remember R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet?
Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 5:29 pm
by skullservant
I think its totally laughable. Sick, and laughable. And hilarious. And another thing in the long list (good or BAD) that Mr. Kelly will be known for
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Re: Anyone remember R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet?
Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 5:35 pm
by Bellyheart
I just don't take that shit serious and it's entertainment in it's purist. "Real Talk" is another good one. I grew up listening to Robert and as his music progress he became more of a guy just talking with melodies and I thought it was funny that he would seem to be ad-libbing an entire song. Bridget...midget, gah, he must've dug deep.
Re: Anyone remember R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet?
Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 5:43 pm
by skullservant
hahahhaahh so true. And its funny cause I can't remember a line in the whole saga that was a stretch to rhyme
Re: Anyone remember R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet?
Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 11:26 am
by Muse FTW
Uh the original is a masterpiece...I doubt this can compare.
Re: Anyone remember R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet?
Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 11:27 am
by madmax1012
All I remember is that they just got more ridiculous as time went on. I think I finally lost it when there was a midget involved.
Re: Anyone remember R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet?
Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 12:04 pm
by zRobertez
Moar Trapped in the Drive-Through
Re: Anyone remember R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet?
Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 7:39 pm
by sonidero
Cutting up tomatoes, fruits and vegetables and potatoes...
Put you on the counter by the buttered rolls...
We'll be makin love like the Restaurant was closed...
Re: Anyone remember R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet?
Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 7:48 pm
by Bellyheart
Gah Sex in the Kitchen is wonderful!
Re: Anyone remember R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet?
Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 9:29 pm
by snipelfritz
Bellyheart wrote:Gah Sex in the Kitchen is wonderful!
Yes, just put down a tarp, the tile will get slippery
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Re: Anyone remember R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet?
Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 5:30 pm
by shitbiscuit
i was just talking about this with family two weeks ago. the first (and only) time i saw it i was so dumbstruck that i watched the entire thing.
these new chapters are about how he found a dude while he was trapped in the closet and they came out together.
Re: Anyone remember R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet?
Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 6:57 pm
by coldbrightsunlight
I am SO FUCKING PUMPED FOR THIS. Trapped in the Closet is the masterpiece of our age.