Anyone remember R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet?
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Anyone remember R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet?
That awful series of stupid "dramatic" songs that he came out with years ago? Well, he's releasing 20 NEW CHAPTERS ON BLACK FRIDAY. Seriously?!?! Is this what the music industry has become? I've honestly never heard someone say "Man, I wish there was more trapped in the closet".
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Re: Anyone remember R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet?
I WATCHED THAT SHIT WEEKLY.
(seriously....)
(seriously....)
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Re: Anyone remember R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet?
How could I forget?! I'm excited!
Have said several times I wish there was more...it's great.
Have said several times I wish there was more...it's great.
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Re: Anyone remember R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet?
I stand corrected.
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Re: Anyone remember R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet?
I think its totally laughable. Sick, and laughable. And hilarious. And another thing in the long list (good or BAD) that Mr. Kelly will be known for
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Re: Anyone remember R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet?
I just don't take that shit serious and it's entertainment in it's purist. "Real Talk" is another good one. I grew up listening to Robert and as his music progress he became more of a guy just talking with melodies and I thought it was funny that he would seem to be ad-libbing an entire song. Bridget...midget, gah, he must've dug deep.
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hahahhaahh so true. And its funny cause I can't remember a line in the whole saga that was a stretch to rhyme
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Re: Anyone remember R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet?
Uh the original is a masterpiece...I doubt this can compare.
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Re: Anyone remember R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet?
All I remember is that they just got more ridiculous as time went on. I think I finally lost it when there was a midget involved.
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Re: Anyone remember R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet?
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Re: Anyone remember R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet?
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Re: Anyone remember R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet?
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Re: Anyone remember R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet?
i was just talking about this with family two weeks ago. the first (and only) time i saw it i was so dumbstruck that i watched the entire thing.
these new chapters are about how he found a dude while he was trapped in the closet and they came out together.
these new chapters are about how he found a dude while he was trapped in the closet and they came out together.
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Re: Anyone remember R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet?
I am SO FUCKING PUMPED FOR THIS. Trapped in the Closet is the masterpiece of our age.
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