Page 1 of 1
I have discovered the secret of teh toanz
Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 1:44 am
by Kellanium
So. every component in your guitar, amp, or pedal has a tolerance level. This is, little known fact, also known as the MQ, or Mojo Quotient. the looser the tolerance, the more mojo the pedal has. This is why old Big muffs sound so good, it's because they have a high mojo quotient. Carbon Comp resistors have the highest mojo of any part. Bonus mojo points to caps if they're dry.
Re: I have discovered the secret of teh toanz
Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 1:54 am
by McSpunckle
Do the people at NASA know about this? I heard their recent satellites have really been lacking in fragile upper-atmosphere harmonics.
Re: I have discovered the secret of teh toanz
Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 2:07 am
by devnulljp
Re: I have discovered the secret of teh toanz
Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 8:52 am
by eatyourguitar
Re: I have discovered the secret of teh toanz
Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 4:55 pm
by nieh
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nr8EcKe4p0w[/youtube]
Re: I have discovered the secret of teh toanz
Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2012 4:55 am
by RR Bigman
so in other words, he has no fucking clue what the flying fuck he's talking about...god I hate snake oil salesmen. Give me all the marketing hype in the world, tell me that tubes sound better but don't ever give me fucking pseudo-science. FUCK I am so pissed right now.
Re: I have discovered the secret of teh toanz
Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2012 6:49 am
by morange
Dumble Dumble Dumble Dumble wrote:Dumble Dumble Dumble Dumble
Dumble Dumble Dumble Dumble
Dumble Dumble Dumble Dumble
Dumble Dumble Dumble Dumble
Dumble Dumble Dumble Dumble
Dumble Dumble Dumble Dumble
Dumble Dumble Dumble Dumble
It's hard for fragile upper harmonics to survive in a solid state crystal lattice, and stuff.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_rf_Svj6k0[/youtube]
Re: I have discovered the secret of teh toanz
Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2012 3:35 pm
by Kellanium
The sad part is i think he actually believes the shit he's saying.
