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This Poor Guitar

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I think this is the closest to "Retarded" a guitar could get.



http://cgi.ebay.com/1979-GIBSON-the-sg-CUSTOM-INVERTED-HEEL-1-off-GUITAR-/120738712248?pt=Guitar&hash=item1c1c968ab8
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Oh no. But could it just be put right by a decent luthier for a cool SG on the cheapski wheapskis?
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Even if it got fixed right, I'd be hesitant to take on a guitar that was suffering from post-traumatic stress disorder. Some things you just can't come back from.
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lol....custom one-off indeed.

Gross. Someone should buy it and put it down, it's the right thing to do.
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This, honestly, just perplexes me. How could anyone think that looks "cool" or even not terrible, for that matter.
And it's a '79, just to add insult to injury.
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What would be going through his head there? "Ah, yes, I have a nice '79 SG, totally original. Plays great, kinda needs some TLC. Guess I'll just have someone make this the coolest offset guitar ever!"

Just looking at it hurts me.
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whats the problem, suddenly we don't like offsets?
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That is hideous
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htsamurai wrote:whats the problem, suddenly we don't like offsets?
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he said it had a split in it and it was already broken. he could have glued it back on straight but the seem would be obvious. by doing what he did, he made it unique and found a clever way to hide the fact that its a broken body glued back together.
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steam that fukker along the top section and glue the bitch back the right way. :thumb:
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masked elwood wrote:i'm gonna have to watch this auction.......

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Reminds me of this travesty, only Gibson originally constructed it this way!

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