We're all playing the wrong instrument...

[sonidero]

Hot chicks digs synths and pit sweat...

[nieh]

Is that....John Oates?

[sonidero]

's cracked out homeless brother... Boo yaa...

[snipelfritz]

I can't tell if he's making that chick's panties wet or if her water just broke.

Speaking of water, look at those pit stains! Nothing like working up a good man-stank rocking the keytar while a couple of hallucinogen addled skanks do an erotic dance around you and talk about how sexy your mustache is.

[theavondon]

I'm so wet right now.

[delaydecay]

haters gonna hate

[masked elwood]

looks like geezer butler's little brother...

[Green Jacket]

If you like em chunky

[Hybrid]

What you don't see is: Those are the only two people that are there other than the band.

They're also paid prostitutes.

[sonidero]

What you don't see is: Those are the only two people that are there other than the band.

They're also paid prostitutes.

But he's got enough money for a suh wheat key-tar and ladies of the night... Dude goes fed...

[sylnau]

Hot chicks digs synths and pit sweat...

Don't forget the big mustache!

[sonidero]

Don't forget the big mustache!

Big mustache is prerequisite for playin key-tar...

[bigchiefbc]

Don't knock the keytar. Anyone who disses one obviously hasn't had their ass rocked out by Freezepop. I saw them on New Year's Day in Boston; they actually had 4 keytars going on stage at the same time at one point. My brain almost shut down from the awesomeness.

[snipelfritz]

You know who else plays keytar?

Motherfuckin' Bubs

[Ironbird13]

guitar poses just dont work with a keytar though....
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