I live in a small Tennesseean town. On the North American continent. In the United States of America. West of the Atlantic. On the planet of Earth. In the galaxy of Milky Way. In the Local Group of galaxies. In the Virgo Supercluster. The only things open at 3 in the morning around here are gas stations, a 24 hour Burger King (

) and a Wal-Mart. Living right next to an airport, you would figure there would be more. But, no.
I'm really not too happy with where I live.
Docy McSci, 3AM pizza or no, I'm going to move into your basement. I'll be there in a week.