A Frazz Dazzler, obviously. It has this snazzy color scheme, which I think is sharp. It appears to be in favor of peace, which I can dig. It was made by robots, if I am to believe what I read on the internet [which I do (always)].
Incidentally, in my opinion, robots are the third best invention ever:
- 1. Phlebotopotamus - invented by me.
2. Boobies - invented by Jesus.
3. Robots - invented by....ancient....guys.
You can trust this is true because it's a list and that list is on the internet.
It's so awesome, you guys. In the day that I've had it, I've come up with five song ideas (if I could record them shits, they would be all up in this bastard). Plus, infinitely usefull mix knob = exceptionally good sounding bass-using-it-on-itude.
Exceptionally good sounding bass-using-it-on-itude = gold soundz.
Gold Soundz = a good song.
But, there are a two MAJOR issues with it.
1. After my initial session with it, it seems to have had an odd effect on my foot/sock situation. It's as if it makes my feet and socks react like two negative poles of a magnet. By this, I mean that when I try to put my socks on, they tend to shoot off across the room. Given this, I would put forth that the Frazz Dazzler is somehow prematurely rocking my sock right the fuck off. I only wear Birkenstocks and cargo shorts, so this really isn't an issue with me.
2. The second, and much more serious issue, is that it melted my face off with it's awesome. Which is a pretty big issue, if you ask me.
SO, Sir Mr. Dr. Scientist, I think you might have a lawsuit on your hands. AND I HOPE YOU'VE GOT YOURSELF SOME DEEP ROBOT POCKETS.
FULL OF MONEY.
OR BOOBIES.
In closing, I much prefer it on my bass than I do on my guitar. I'm still unsure if it is the fuzz for me. I will give it a week. But, even with my lack of a face and my newly acquired ability to no longer wear socks.......A+ out of A.
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Great review! 
" - smile_man
