The Confessions Thread

[codetocontra]

Just making my own confession.

[comesect2.0]

LolSo boredd .. I'm trying on old cloths, damn the heat! and antibiotics that warns to stay out of sun light!

[Chankgeez]

.. I'm trying on old cloths, damn the heat!

Are we gonna get some photos of you in a loincloth? :surprise:

[comesect2.0]

NSFW: show

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destroyer of worlds.

[comesect2.0]

I couldn't sleep last night, had too many crazed expresso driven thoughts...mainly...(how do you say? Ah "perrAnoid") but since the secret police haven't been knocking I guess I'll spill the beans....these cocks blocked my exit I usually take after getting coffee...they put up divider plastic no zone things to block cars from going a way that made no sense to block....so I plowd right threw them and two Hispanic dudes who put them up came running trying to take a pic of my plates.......idk if they did but I zoomed out pretty quick so...lol

[BetterOffShred]

Muahaha! That's hilarious man

[Achtane]

There's a very good chance that half of the components that make up your super-manly, AMURRCA STRONG ultra TOUGH Stihl chainsaw were made by tiny, middle-aged Filipina women who are all too happy to share their awesome lunches with you.

[BetterOffShred]

Stihl is German

[Achtane]

True, but there's a factory here. They send the materials and assemble em here.
So there are AMERICAN BUILT, RAHHH posters everywhere inside.

[Lurker13]

I couldn't sleep last night, had too many crazed expresso driven thoughts...mainly...(how do you say? Ah "perrAnoid") but since the secret police haven't been knocking I guess I'll spill the beans....these cocks blocked my exit I usually take after getting coffee...they put up divider plastic no zone things to block cars from going a way that made no sense to block....so I plowd right threw them and two Hispanic dudes who put them up came running trying to take a pic of my plates.......idk if they did but I zoomed out pretty quick so...lol

Bad decisions sure make for great stories.

[BetterOffShred]

True, but there's a factory here. They send the materials and assemble em here.
So there are AMERICAN BUILT, RAHHH posters everywhere inside.

Sounds more like the white Arnette sunglasses factory..

[Achtane]

I just listened to Holy Diver on repeat like eight times while doing my best "80s metal guy" gesturing.

Now I'm kind of ready for work.

[BetterOffShred]

Is that like one beat early fist pumping, and close but no cigar hair flipping to chorus breaks etc?

[Dr. Sherman Sticks M.D.]

Is that like one beat early fist pumping, and close but no cigar hair flipping to chorus breaks etc?

[Achtane]

Don't forget the classic aggro caveman pacing.