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behndy wrote:one snowman to the other -

"do you smell carrots?"


why does Santa have such a big sack?

HE ONLY COMES ONCE A YEAR.

Why is Mrs. Clause so Grumpy? Because Santa only comes once a year and it's always down someone else's chimney.

it got BETTER.

hah.

"Viagra is like.... caps lock for your dick."

behndy wrote:hah.

"Viagra is like.... caps lock for your dick."

It's great when you need it, but annoying when it's working at the wrong time.

This guy from new jersey is on a duck hunt (it matters that he is from NJ to people where I grew up in NEPA)
and he has had no luck all day
Finally he sees one lone duck flying, and takes a shot, the duck is hit, but tumbles onto a local farmers barn roof
rolls down the roof and lands in the farm yard
the guy jumps the fence into the farm yard and goes to grab the duck
The farmer stops him and says "Excuse me, but that is my duck"
The guy from NJ says "No it's not, I shot it"
The farmer says "It fell on my barn roof, and landed in my yard, it's my duck"
The guy begs the farmer to let him keep the duck, and finally the farmer comes up with a solution.
He says "We will have to settle this the country way.... we take turns kicking each other in the nuts....until one of us gives up"
The guy from NJ Says "Fine" The farmer says "Since it's my land I get to go first"
He hauls off and drills the hunter clean in the Nuts as hard as he can.
The Hunter stumbles and falls onto the nearby fence, after a few minutes he pulls himself up, catches his breath and says to the farmer "ok, my turn"
The farmer looks at him and says "You can keep the duck"

Why did the priest visit China?



To see all the little Wangs

hbombgraphics wrote:Why did the priest visit China?



To see all the little Wangs

that works EVEN BETTER with your Avenging IP Man avatar.

behndy wrote:

hbombgraphics wrote:Why did the priest visit China?



To see all the little Wangs

that works EVEN BETTER with your Avenging IP Man avatar.

oh yeah.......
Joke was not approved by Donnie Yen

Donnie Yen kick that priest ass if priest ass comes within foot knuckle range.

if you're checking out pretty grrLs eyebrows are you..... eyeBROWSING?

uhhhhhhh what's the cheapest meat? deer balls. becausse they are UNDER A BUCK.

How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?


----Wave

What do you call a Man with No arms and No Legs in a pool?




Bob

What's the worst thing about two black guys getting hit by a car?

How do you make a tissue dance?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why didn’t the lifeguard save the hippie?
Why do I miss my umbilical cord?

How do you save a hooker from choking to death?