Worst production guitars ever...?

[Disarm D'arcy]

i fucking hate the Parker Fly. ugliest, stupidest, lamest attempt at a modern guitar. fucking fuck i hate them.

yes, ive played a few. thin little fucking necks i could snap by getting to enthusiastic about a barre chord.

also, any guitar with highly flamed or quilted tops. FUCKING GROSS. whenever i see people playing guitars like that, i immediately feel like they dont take music as seriously as they care about how ornate their piece of shit fuckface guitar is.

FUCKING DADROCK LAWYERS

That headstock is creeping me out also.

[patrickviolence]

i fucking hate the Parker Fly. ugliest, stupidest, lamest attempt at a modern guitar. fucking fuck i hate them.

yes, ive played a few. thin little fucking necks i could snap by getting to enthusiastic about a barre chord.

also, any guitar with highly flamed or quilted tops. FUCKING GROSS. whenever i see people playing guitars like that, i immediately feel like they dont take music as seriously as they care about how ornate their piece of shit fuckface guitar is.

FUCKING DADROCK LAWYERS

i think this is more "i went to berklee" than tone attorney

[THEBEERHAMMER]

There was a meme about parkers being the default sign that the next band is about to blow ass. I played some that i actually kindof liked though. I think its kindof the same as jack purcells. Like theres nothing wrong with them as shoes, but everyone who wears them seems to be douchebags.

[dubkitty]

That headstock is creeping me out also.

between the headstock and the upper horn, it's rapey-looking enough that i'm both nervous and strangely attracted

[Jwar]

That headstock is creeping me out also.

between the headstock and the upper horn, it's rapey-looking enough that i'm both nervous and strangely attracted

[AxAxSxS]

Lol I like the fly for some reason. I have a broken one I am going to fix up in a totally anti-fly way one of these days.

you're morally obligated to call it the SuperFly.

[Mudfuzz]

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on the other hand this is guy seems to consider RICs the worst production bass ever.

[bob the r0bot]

on the other hand this is guy seems to consider RICs the worst production bass ever.

Yeah man, set necks are bullshit.

[cheesecats]

Yeah man, set necks are bullshit.

ric bass necks aren't set--they're through body. most of their guitar necks are set, but some are also through body.

[whiskey_face]

fuck i liked most everything posted in this thread. except those monaquieieiopghv guitars. ffuck those.

[bob the r0bot]

Just fucking stop it Gibson

(list is $5000 btw)

[backwardsvoyager]

Just fucking stop it Gibson

(list is $5000 btw)

[Mudfuzz]

Just fucking stop it Gibson

(list is $5000 btw)

but I'm SURE it will make you PLAY JUST LIKE PAGE

[dubkitty]

but Page McConnell plays keyboards...

[ryan summit]

oh dude
im sure theres a stairway preset in there
what was them old casio jangles
bossa nova and rhombus,rhomba,rhumba
itll play stairway
i know it will