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i fucking hate the Parker Fly. ugliest, stupidest, lamest attempt at a modern guitar. fucking fuck i hate them.

yes, ive played a few. thin little fucking necks i could snap by getting to enthusiastic about a barre chord.

also, any guitar with highly flamed or quilted tops. FUCKING GROSS. whenever i see people playing guitars like that, i immediately feel like they dont take music as seriously as they care about how ornate their piece of shit fuckface guitar is.

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echodeluxe wrote:Image

i fucking hate the Parker Fly. ugliest, stupidest, lamest attempt at a modern guitar. fucking fuck i hate them.

yes, ive played a few. thin little fucking necks i could snap by getting to enthusiastic about a barre chord.

also, any guitar with highly flamed or quilted tops. FUCKING GROSS. whenever i see people playing guitars like that, i immediately feel like they dont take music as seriously as they care about how ornate their piece of shit fuckface guitar is.

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i think this is more "i went to berklee" than tone attorney
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There was a meme about parkers being the default sign that the next band is about to blow ass. I played some that i actually kindof liked though. I think its kindof the same as jack purcells. Like theres nothing wrong with them as shoes, but everyone who wears them seems to be douchebags.
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Disarm D'arcy wrote:That headstock is creeping me out also.
between the headstock and the upper horn, it's rapey-looking enough that i'm both nervous and strangely attracted :idk:
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dubkitty wrote:
Disarm D'arcy wrote:That headstock is creeping me out also.
between the headstock and the upper horn, it's rapey-looking enough that i'm both nervous and strangely attracted :idk:
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dubkitty wrote:
trace wrote:Lol I like the fly for some reason. I have a broken one I am going to fix up in a totally anti-fly way one of these days.
you're morally obligated to call it the SuperFly. :!!!:
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on the other hand this is guy seems to consider RICs the worst production bass ever.
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Mudfuzz wrote:
on the other hand this is guy seems to consider RICs the worst production bass ever.
Yeah man, set necks are bullshit.
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bob the r0bot wrote:Yeah man, set necks are bullshit.
ric bass necks aren't set--they're through body. most of their guitar necks are set, but some are also through body.
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fuck i liked most everything posted in this thread. except those monaquieieiopghv guitars. ffuck those.
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Just fucking stop it Gibson
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bob the r0bot wrote:Just fucking stop it Gibson
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bob the r0bot wrote:Just fucking stop it Gibson
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but I'm SURE it will make you PLAY JUST LIKE PAGE :omg:
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but Page McConnell plays keyboards...
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oh dude
im sure theres a stairway preset in there
what was them old casio jangles
bossa nova and rhombus,rhomba,rhumba
itll play stairway
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