Re: bad jokes
Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2015 7:51 pm
What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?
"Close the door, I'm dressing!"
"Close the door, I'm dressing!"
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Re: bad jokes
Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2015 8:13 pm
Two antenna met on a rooftop and fell in love. After a long courtship they decided to get married. The wedding wasn't that great, but the reception was AMAZING.
Re: bad jokes
Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2015 8:29 pm
niiiiiiiice. yes. so NICE.
MOREEEEEEEE.
MOREEEEEEEE.
Re: bad jokes
Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2015 8:50 pm
I used to know all these dead baby jokes but I forgot them when we had a baby.
Re: bad jokes
Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2015 9:28 pm
This one is better when told out loud but here goes.
A polar bear walks into a bar and says "I want a Jack......... and Coke" the bartender says "Sure, but whats with the big pause?" The bear holds his hands up and says "These?, oh I was born with them."
A polar bear walks into a bar and says "I want a Jack......... and Coke" the bartender says "Sure, but whats with the big pause?" The bear holds his hands up and says "These?, oh I was born with them."
Re: bad jokes
Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2015 10:21 pm
Thank-you for starting this thread.
The other day I went to the zoo. It was empty except for a single dog
It was a Shih Tzu
The other day I went to the zoo. It was empty except for a single dog
It was a Shih Tzu
Re: bad jokes
Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2015 11:01 pm
Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: a stick.
A: a stick.
Re: bad jokes
Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2015 11:15 pm
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck a plunger in the toilet.
Did you know that Helen Keller had a dollhouse in the backyard?
Neither did she
They stuck a plunger in the toilet.
Did you know that Helen Keller had a dollhouse in the backyard?
Neither did she
Re: bad jokes
Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2015 11:20 pm
A ham sandwich walks into a bar.
The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve food here".
The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve food here".
Re: bad jokes
Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2015 11:30 pm
hee. i read every single post to my grrL and while she did MUCH appreciated eye rolls at most, and punched me for half of mines, this is the one that made her guffaw.DannDubbleEwe wrote:What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?
"Close the door, I'm dressing!"
WELL PLAYED SUH.
Re: bad jokes
Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2015 11:48 pm
What's an 80 year old woman taste like?
Ahhh depends
Ahhh depends
Re: bad jokes
Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2015 2:25 am
Bonus answer: they rearranged the furniture.Derelict78 wrote:How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck a plunger in the toilet.
Re: bad jokes
Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2015 2:27 am
Why we're Helen Keller's hands purple?
She heard it through the grapevine.
She heard it through the grapevine.
Re: bad jokes
Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2015 2:28 am
What's grey and comes in quarts?
Elephants.
Elephants.
Re: bad jokes
Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2015 2:31 am
What was Bruce Lee's favorite drink?
WAAH-TAAAAHHH!!!!
Ok...I think I'm done
WAAH-TAAAAHHH!!!!
Ok...I think I'm done