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Re: The 'What's your dick's name'thread
Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2020 7:30 pm
by $harkToootth
I don't have a name for my truly awful penis but i regularly tell people it looks like Sgt. Barnes from PLATOON.
Re: The 'What's your dick's name'thread
Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2020 11:59 am
by dubkitty
i9 saw that this thread had been bumped and was a bit surprised to see i'd made the same joke i was about to post a decade ago.
Re: The 'What's your dick's name'thread
Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2020 12:19 pm
by eatyourguitar
sharktooth is guilty of bumping dicks
Re: The 'What's your dick's name'thread
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 6:55 pm
by $harkToootth
eatyourguitar wrote:sharktooth is guilty of bumping dicks
This is true. I like to take my penis out sometimes and just slam it on the table. Sometimes I'll pretend I'm a judge and shout "ORDER! ORDER! NOT IN MY COURT!"
Life's good man. I highly recommend people bump their penis more often.
Anyone else able to crack their boner like a knuckle? Like when it gets hard, you push it down, and you hear a friendly crack?
Re: The 'What's your dick's name'thread
Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2020 4:54 pm
by Olin
$harkToootth wrote:Anyone else able to crack their boner like a knuckle? Like when it gets hard, you push it down, and you hear a friendly crack?
Please don't do this to ur willy u can break it and u might need it later
Re: The 'What's your dick's name'thread
Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2020 12:38 am
by $harkToootth
Olin wrote:$harkToootth wrote:Anyone else able to crack their boner like a knuckle? Like when it gets hard, you push it down, and you hear a friendly crack?
Please don't do this to ur willy u can break it and u might need it later
Good looking out. Thanks m8.